anonymous's definitions

Citrix

N. A crappy system that serves Microsoft Windows, usually 2000, to thin clients;with client, a Citrix client is served to by a Citrix server.
Adj. crappy, very slow, laggy, beneficial if removed. (usually defines computers)

Citrix just crashed.
My Ctrix account has been loading for hours.
To type in Citrix, make sure that your type-ahead buffer is large enough. The lag is just that bad.

by Anonymous May 10, 2004

Shots from the ass

Body shots or alcoholic beverages in vials embibed from the asscrack of a titty dancer in a titty bar with asses and titties everywhere. A method used to demoralize the stripper and to also get a good look at the heart-shaped fart-box of an unsuspecting shot girl.

Chris and Matt bought eachother shots from the ass of various strippers at Baby Dolls last night.

by Anonymous May 11, 2004

s/t

self titled.

referring to a music cd

my favorite cd of all time is carry on- s/t

by anonymous May 11, 2004

Geniusdude

gen·ius adjnpronoun (jnys dood, dyod)

The word comes from the original words of "Genius" and "Dude". This type of person is extremely smart and has wisdom beyond doubt. Anyone with the title of this will be a great leader, from King to Emperor.

Geniusdude PWNS all.

by Anonymous May 11, 2004

apollo giest

A chief officer in the government of darkness. Caused a lot of havok in the mid 1970's.

"Apollo Giest is on the top."

by Anonymous May 12, 2004

maddenism

anything said by someone whose last name is madden, but specifically whenit makes no sense or is totally illogical

"...when he said summet stupid, it was just another maddenism..."

by anonymous May 12, 2004

George W. Bush

A great man and political leader. Stands by his country through its trials and tribulations and is a guiding light through times of dark uncertain dispair. Our President

Leader, fine example of a man

by anonymous May 12, 2004