Paul's definitions

schedule

Jeff Foxworthy redneck word for scared you

If you ever saw a ghost that schedule so bad you'd shit in your pants

by Paul May 20, 2004

hartlepool united

amazing team best in the world

hartlepool united are amazing and sunderland are shi*

by paul May 21, 2004

naab

A variant of noob, used in CS (counterstrike), an abbreviation of newbie, i.e. a beginning, inexperienced player. Easily defeated, makes errors of protocol as well.

"Don't frag him, he's a naab"

by Paul May 23, 2004

selimi

tight ass
A guy with stupid lines
A dumb ass white guy trying to get with the ugliest foes in the club. LOOK UP FOE.

Cuz why are u acting like selimi?
Your a selimi! Fool!

by Paul May 23, 2004

hamdanced

Drunk, beyond wasted, slightly before shit-bombed

"Do not ask me for advice when I'm all hamdanced. Wait til morning"

by Paul May 23, 2004

wizardtim

whoever sent in this word is a loser

You suck whoever sent in wizardtim.

by paul May 24, 2004

telford boy

a telford boy is a lad from telford who walks around the streets at night thinkin he is mint, they are usually seen wearin trackie bottoms, polo shirts, a fake burberry hat, oh and dont forget the rockports (or rockfords).

any lad from orleton park.

by paul May 24, 2004