gotchie

Underwear, stemming from the DP's of eastern European descent.

In his drunken stupor, he lost control of his bowels and dropped a tar biscuit in his gotchie.

by Paul April 19, 2004

Hasu

Hasu > Chobo > Gosu
noob > novice > Pro

cant spell asuki-rhyme without IM HASU

by Paul June 13, 2004

crank hair

Pubic hair that is located on the shaft of the penis.

Dude, I got my crank hair stuck in my zipper.

by Paul June 20, 2006

history

A tale made up to explain to the wife why you came home drunk

You won't believe what happend to me on the way home dear........

by Paul December 25, 2003

hamdanced

Drunk, beyond wasted, slightly before shit-bombed

"Do not ask me for advice when I'm all hamdanced. Wait til morning"

by Paul May 24, 2004

peach ass

peachass-peech-assn an area of the buttocks neer the anal orefest that is oddly covered in small hairs, that resemble peach fuzz

your gay boyfriend has a peach ass

by paul December 05, 2003

Ellenation

A reference to the legions of Ellen DeGeneris fans.

I turned on the TV and was stunned by the screaming Ellenation.

by Paul August 24, 2004