jail meat

a flimbsy male, generally in a federal prison who regurally has his anus intruded upon, thus his ass hole being extremely loose, constantly shitting, and, his rectum always pulsates.
that jail meat is mine in a half-our after jerome gets done with him
by paul December 03, 2003
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spiderman

by Paul June 13, 2004
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Kemikal

To do something profoundly amazing, to be the greatest in your particular area.
To pull a Kemikal is like winning the lottery whilst sleeping with 3 women and killing your arch enemy at the same time.
by Paul October 12, 2003
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Hell

What I'm going through right now with so many responsibilities. Seriously, somebody shoot me before I do it myself. Life sucks.
Wow, our lives rock! Paul's life sure seems like pure Hell because of all of the crap he has to take care of all the time!
by Paul November 18, 2004
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Panda Bird

A rare mammal which can be seen wondering the streets of Studley. It is very tall and skinny and has yellow goofy teeth.
by Paul November 24, 2003
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bedonkeydonk

A big, round, muscular ass on a woman.
"Man, check out the bedonkydonk on that bitch!"
by Paul August 06, 2004
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Crackberry

Nickname for the popular RIM communication device named Blackberry. The device, which is a phone, PDA, and e-mail appliance has gained outrageous popularity. Users/owners are typically addicted to checking e-mail and swapping short messages on the device. It appears as though they are addicted as a crackhead is to the pipe.
Look at him. Like he's a pimp/playuh all hooked-up on his crackberry.
by Paul August 23, 2004
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