John's definitions

schmoopie

A very cute thing/person. Usually referring to kids, loved ones, or animals.

My girlfriend, Megan, is my schmoopie.

by John October 12, 2003

Royale with Cheese

What they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris

by John March 6, 2003

hep

Hepatitis. A disease which affects the liver. There are 3 types, A, B, and C.

jimmy's got hep hep c from the H.

by john January 2, 2005

madonna-whore complex

a career that is flatlining and needs cpr. See debbie gibson

now that britney spears' career has bounced back from a kiss, the rest of the mickey mouse club will develop a madonna-whore complex

by john September 8, 2003

oscar

Slang for OxyContin, a heroin-like painkiller that lots of people seem to like these days.

Yo man, you hangin out with Oscar today?? That dude owes me 80 bucks

ie-I was interested in purchasing an 80mg Oxy pill.

by JoHn February 16, 2004

chump change

A decription of "nice" of a man by a woman.

Shawna called Dan "nice", he ain't nothing bu chump-change.

by John May 22, 2003

bum bum

anus, arse, ass, behind, backside, booty, bottom, bum, buns, butt, buttocks, can, derriere, dorsal, fanny, fundament, heinie, hindquarters, hind end, keister, posterior, prat, rear, rear end, rectum, rump, sphincter, stern, seat, tail, tail, tooshie, tuchus, tush

"Daddy, what do I do with this fudgesicle?" ... "Well, Jonny, you can stick it in your bum bum".

by john November 24, 2003