smart transfer

An Oxy moron. How could it be smart to transfer a customer of yours to a sales person who will likely sign them up for something that they did not want, need, or agree to sign up for.

I am going to smart transfer this old lady so she'll get slammed into signing up for a credit monitoring program for hundreds of dollars more than it's worth.

by me July 11, 2004

rap rod

Slang for Phone, as used by Zaphod Beeblebrox in HHGTTG

"Hand me the rap-rod plate captain"

by Me April 09, 2004

Cux

The act of masturbation or pleasuring oneself by touching one's genitals with a household object. i.e spoon, blender, hose, toothbrush.

1 I cuxed with a calculator last night! It was fucking awesome!
2 Did you hear that Susie can cux? I heard she uses a eyelash curler!

by Me April 13, 2004

Phove

Physical love, lust.

"She's an airhead but I phove her to death."

by me November 27, 2003

shit bomb

Crazy person. SOmbody who is real fucked up

Janie is a real shit bomb.

by Me April 25, 2004

Harwick

Small town in western PA. Has two bars, a church, and a paint company.

I live in the town of Harwick.

by Me February 22, 2005

pussy whipped bitch

1 one who is whipped by his bitch
2 jaison

jaison is a pussy whipped bitch

by me November 28, 2004