Когда россия вторгается в германскую империю во время Первой мировой войны, но они оттесняют русских солдат, и в россии одновременно идет коммунистическая революция, поддерживаемая немцами
офицер: как продвигается вторжение?
солдаты: сэр, прусская зима отталкивает нас. нам нужно отступить или мы умрем
офицер: надежды не осталось. давай просто убьем себя
солдаты: сэр, прусская зима отталкивает нас. нам нужно отступить или мы умрем
офицер: надежды не осталось. давай просто убьем себя
by ♥🗺☠ May 22, 2021
Salamander: Nyes, NYEEEEEES
by ♥🗺☠ February 22, 2021
a flash game about trading between kingdoms, and winnig by becoming a sheriff of the enforcers (Police) guild, a major criminal on the bucanners guild, gaining a million gold coins, or taking over the world
I really want that vanguard, but I'll just take 10 cloth, and sell that to the next kingdom by the frontier. Let's hope the RNG doesn't mess with us, and we don't have to fight 5 heavily armed and guarded bucanners on a vanguard, or we don't have black market substances with 5 enforcers
by ♥🗺☠ March 04, 2021
Interviewer: So, do you remember Brian Jones and his influence on the band?
Jagger: Who?
Charlie: Who?
Keith: Who?
Ronnie: I wouldn't know who that is
Wyman: Yeah, I miss him. It's a shame that he died a month after he got kicked out of the band
Jagger: Who?
Charlie: Who?
Keith: Who?
Ronnie: I wouldn't know who that is
Wyman: Yeah, I miss him. It's a shame that he died a month after he got kicked out of the band
by ♥🗺☠ May 25, 2021
Woke: Damn! Harvard university is too damn expensive!
Broke: And it's useless too. I've been there, and I wish I hadn't. I'm millions in debt, and I really want you to kill me
Woke: Understandable *Shoots Broke*
Broke: And it's useless too. I've been there, and I wish I hadn't. I'm millions in debt, and I really want you to kill me
Woke: Understandable *Shoots Broke*
by ♥🗺☠ June 14, 2021
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