
Woke: Damn! Harvard university is too damn expensive!
Broke: And it's useless too. I've been there, and I wish I hadn't. I'm millions in debt, and I really want you to kill me
Woke: Understandable *Shoots Broke*
Broke: And it's useless too. I've been there, and I wish I hadn't. I'm millions in debt, and I really want you to kill me
Woke: Understandable *Shoots Broke*
by ♥🗺☠ June 14, 2021

Salamander: Nyes, NYEEEEEES
by ♥🗺☠ February 22, 2021

Type your definition here...
by ♥🗺☠ March 02, 2021

Me: *Puts in 42, expecting "hitchiker's guide to the galaxy" jokes*
Urban Dictionary: *gives me 420 jokes instead*
Me: What the fuck??
Urban Dictionary: *gives me 420 jokes instead*
Me: What the fuck??
by ♥🗺☠ May 22, 2021

by ♥🗺☠ June 22, 2021

Interviewer: So, do you remember Brian Jones and his influence on the band?
Jagger: Who?
Charlie: Who?
Keith: Who?
Ronnie: I wouldn't know who that is
Wyman: Yeah, I miss him. It's a shame that he died a month after he got kicked out of the band
Jagger: Who?
Charlie: Who?
Keith: Who?
Ronnie: I wouldn't know who that is
Wyman: Yeah, I miss him. It's a shame that he died a month after he got kicked out of the band
by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021
