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Joe Biden won't be assassinated during his term
This post will not age well. That is because of a phenomenon known as the curse of Tippercanoe. This curse says that every 20 years, the president will suffer a misfortune of being assassinated during their term. This started with William Henry Harrison in 1840 who died a month into his term, and so on. Ronald Reagan is the only president to survive this curse
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Sminking

When a member of the Beatles is thinking of or making a new song, or thinking in general
John: sminking of... Sminking?
Everyone else: *laughs
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Carveola Incident

a numerous amount of zombie sightings and zombie attacks reported in Belgium after the end of ww1 in early November 1918
Soldier's diary: day 1 - November 11, 1918 : The treaty to end the war is supposed to be signed today, but a large amount of zombies have been reported coming out of the fog. The general called it a "Carveola incident"
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I don't give a fuck at all about what they say because it's too much so you better fucking stop it or else I'm gonna try to kick your ass
(tHIS CAN ALSO BE USED WHEN YOU SEE A BUNCH OF COMMENTS LIKE THIS, WHERE IT'S A BUNCH OF LETTERS THAT MEANS SOMETHING TO DO WITH TELLING SOMEONE TO HECK OFF. tHAT IS iT'S PREFERRED USE)
mE, wHEN i SEE ANOTHER DEFINITION ON THIS WEBSITE: IDGAFAAAWTSBITMSYBFSIOEIGTTKYA
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Cumbrain

A person obsessed with sex to the point where it becomes a detriment to their abilities to socialize and think through problems. They typically act perverted and a threat to women.
Mike keeps flirting with every girl he meets like a fucking cumbrain. Call the cops
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January 18

Actually just my birthday. Mostly normal other than that
It's January 18, my birthday. Great, I suppose
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