♥🗺☠'s definitions

lying flat

Lying flat refers to a defeatist lifestyle where people stop working, desiring material acquisition, and tap out of any social life, sometimes for good while thinking it's for the better. By lying flat, you or other people participate in a kind of non-cooperation movement within your or their own life, rather than surrendering themselves to the modern world's oppressive work culture, where it's easy to see see little hope of social mobility within daily life, or any mobility in life at all. This is a common cause of suicide among adults, or among teens with too much responsibility with no freedom

1. I’m not going to try to get a better job so I can afford to start a family, I’m just lying flat
2. It just seems worthless at the moment, so I'm lying flat at the moment
3. I started lying flat, and now I'm at risk of going homeless
4. I don't know what I'm gonna do, I think I'll by lying flat all too soon
5. I'm not getting paid enough, I might as well be lying flat
(Too many examples?)

by ♥🗺☠ August 4, 2021

danker

1. alternate spelling of "danger wank"
2. One who makes dank memes for a living (Fake definition for "Dank")
3. Getting colder and damper (Real definition of "Dank")

1. I'm visitiong relatives, and I'm at their dinner table doing a dnager wank. Since I also don't have a stepsis, consider me the ultimate danger wank danker
2. When you're a danker with no money and crippling depression, you waste your time making pointless and fake things, especially definitions on urban dictionary. Sometomes, you also flag people's ideas and definitions and steal them
3. Goddamn, the internet is getting danker. I want to leave, but the outside world and socializing is far worse!

by ♥🗺☠ May 27, 2021

Chaos Agent

A person or people that purposefully causes chaos or mischief within a group, usually for their own personal entertainment

Yo! I just copied Starquti and left. I'm quite the chaos agent. *evil laugh*

by ♥🗺☠ August 13, 2021

Watermelon Sugar

A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

When Watermelon Sugar stops trending, we die.

by ♥🗺☠ June 9, 2021

January 18

Actually just my birthday. Mostly normal other than that

It's January 18, my birthday. Great, I suppose

by ♥🗺☠ November 25, 2021

Ianarius

The name for "January" In Italy during Leonardo Da Vinci's early life
(Is also my birth month)

Da Vinci: Ianarius is coming up soon, We should be able to finish the painting by the new anno
Verrocchio: Yes, we should. But, you're using the wrong tool. That's a vibrator (No joke, Da Vinci was a homosexual)

by ♥🗺☠ March 4, 2021

The Peacekeeper

a knight with an assault rifle who keeps the peace by shooting people in makeshift biohazard suits

Day 40: as the peacekeeper, I have continued to fight the enemies in biohazard suits, trying to steal our supply of peace. Luckily, I had remembered to upgrade my suit of armor, and my shotgun assault rifle

by ♥🗺☠ January 9, 2021