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Reddit's golden gamble

Making a bad meme that earns gold
Welcome back to "Reddit's golden gamble," the game show where you post the worst meme you can and see how much gold the audience awards you
And the daily winner of reddit's golden gamble goes to...
by ♥🗺☠ August 4, 2021
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Carveola Incident

a numerous amount of zombie sightings and zombie attacks reported in Belgium after the end of ww1 in early November 1918
Soldier's diary: day 1 - November 11, 1918 : The treaty to end the war is supposed to be signed today, but a large amount of zombies have been reported coming out of the fog. The general called it a "Carveola incident"
by ♥🗺☠ January 9, 2021
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Gold

A cold prevalent in the gay community triggered by the dissolution of Pride Month
I know I can just say that I have a regular cold but saying I gold can really zhuzhooo up my suffering.

The post nasal drip you're experiencing from the gold is probably from all the key bumps you did with Jimmy in the bathroom stall and most likely not a symptom of COVID, but a test is still recommended (especially if you're not vaccinated).

btw slurp your chicken soup and reschedule your date for Saturday with Jimmy until you're better, you (Gung) ho
by ♥🗺☠ July 9, 2021
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Rubber Band

David, singing in an ascending tone: Rubber Band
by ♥🗺☠ July 10, 2021
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Copium

A metaphorical opiate inhaled, when they're being faced with loss, failure, or defeat. This is especially in sports, politics and other tribal and intensified settings. They tend to do this in situations that go terribly for them, and is usually the first thing often and done by Baby Boomers, rude and overly LibLeft teens with a bad education, little children, and (Faked by) trolls, when they go on the internet

The effects of copium include, but are not limited to: extreme rationalizations/Unrational for the defeat, outlandish theories of conspiracy supposedly perpetrated by the opposing side, extreme rage directed at the other side, unconvincing allegations of fraud and abuse in the system, and rejection of the system as a whole. Symptoms can also leak out into the real world, which include: Aggressive acts of vandalism, blockage of streets and highways, destruction of buildings and stores, Destruction on windows for no reason, Graffiti that tells their claim in a straightforward way, and occasionally scenes of murder or flinchings or suicide
Supporters of the losing candidate claim they didn’t legitimately lose the election; they say it was due to foreign interference and election fraud. They’re clearly high on copium. This is a very troublesome time, indeed
by ♥🗺☠ October 1, 2021
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TankBlitz

Driving a tank through the ocean to fight people in unrealistically oversized battleships and aircraft carriers
Spy: sir, the TankBlitz is coming over
General: shit, get the aircraft carrier.
Admiral: which one?
General: are you stupid? the one larger than the island of Australia
by ♥🗺☠ January 9, 2021
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(づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ

(づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ oh, what is this, the UD monster wants a hug
by ♥🗺☠ March 2, 2021
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