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by ♥🗺☠ March 2, 2021

42

The number of dead kids in my basement

Me: *Puts in 42, expecting "hitchiker's guide to the galaxy" jokes*
Urban Dictionary: *gives me 420 jokes instead*
Me: What the fuck??

by ♥🗺☠ May 22, 2021

Jimber Timber

The real name of "Justin Timberlake"

I just tried to say "Justin Timberlake" outloud but it came out as "Jimber Timber"

by ♥🗺☠ June 22, 2021

Rubber Band

A song by "David Bowie"

David, singing in an ascending tone: Rubber Band

by ♥🗺☠ July 10, 2021

(づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ

The first thing you see when you login to urban dictionary

(づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ oh, what is this, the UD monster wants a hug

by ♥🗺☠ March 2, 2021

TankBlitz

Driving a tank through the ocean to fight people in unrealistically oversized battleships and aircraft carriers

Spy: sir, the TankBlitz is coming over
General: shit, get the aircraft carrier.
Admiral: which one?
General: are you stupid? the one larger than the island of Australia

by ♥🗺☠ January 9, 2021

прусская зима

Когда россия вторгается в германскую империю во время Первой мировой войны, но они оттесняют русских солдат, и в россии одновременно идет коммунистическая революция, поддерживаемая немцами

офицер: как продвигается вторжение?
солдаты: сэр, прусская зима отталкивает нас. нам нужно отступить или мы умрем
офицер: надежды не осталось. давай просто убьем себя

by ♥🗺☠ May 22, 2021