DAO

Abbreviation for “Dude Arguing Online”.

Plural: “DAOs”
Coined by Twitter user @karakittel.
Would the internet exist without DAOs? Sadly, I don’t think so
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Flavius Valentinianus

The real roman emperor from 375 AD to 392 AD
Flavius Valentinianus: Where is my heir: Sussus Amogus
Common soldiery: Sir, Sussus Amogus has been ejected into the lion cage
Flavius Valentinianus: Oh no! This is a death sentence
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This post will not age well

Joe Biden won't be assassinated during his term
This post will not age well. That is because of a phenomenon known as the curse of Tippercanoe. This curse says that every 20 years, the president will suffer a misfortune of being assassinated during their term. This started with William Henry Harrison in 1840 who died a month into his term, and so on. Ronald Reagan is the only president to survive this curse
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Cumbrain

A person obsessed with sex to the point where it becomes a detriment to their abilities to socialize and think through problems. They typically act perverted and a threat to women.
Mike keeps flirting with every girl he meets like a fucking cumbrain. Call the cops
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I don't give a fuck at all about what they say because it's too much so you better fucking stop it or else I'm gonna try to kick your ass
(tHIS CAN ALSO BE USED WHEN YOU SEE A BUNCH OF COMMENTS LIKE THIS, WHERE IT'S A BUNCH OF LETTERS THAT MEANS SOMETHING TO DO WITH TELLING SOMEONE TO HECK OFF. tHAT IS iT'S PREFERRED USE)
mE, wHEN i SEE ANOTHER DEFINITION ON THIS WEBSITE: IDGAFAAAWTSBITMSYBFSIOEIGTTKYA
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January 18

Actually just my birthday. Mostly normal other than that
It's January 18, my birthday. Great, I suppose
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