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DAO

Abbreviation for “Dude Arguing Online”.

Plural: “DAOs”

Coined by Twitter user @karakittel.
Would the internet exist without DAOs? Sadly, I don’t think so

by ♥🗺☠ June 17, 2021

IDGAFWTCDCSYBWYMFM

Abbreviation for: I DON’T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE CDC SAYS YOU BE WEARING YOUR MASK

Karen: The CDC says we can stop wearing ma—
(Filthy) Frank: IDGAFWTCDCSYBWYMFM !!!!!!

by ♥🗺☠ May 17, 2021

lying flat

Lying flat refers to a defeatist lifestyle where people stop working, desiring material acquisition, and tap out of any social life, sometimes for good while thinking it's for the better. By lying flat, you or other people participate in a kind of non-cooperation movement within your or their own life, rather than surrendering themselves to the modern world's oppressive work culture, where it's easy to see see little hope of social mobility within daily life, or any mobility in life at all. This is a common cause of suicide among adults, or among teens with too much responsibility with no freedom

1. I’m not going to try to get a better job so I can afford to start a family, I’m just lying flat
2. It just seems worthless at the moment, so I'm lying flat at the moment
3. I started lying flat, and now I'm at risk of going homeless
4. I don't know what I'm gonna do, I think I'll by lying flat all too soon
5. I'm not getting paid enough, I might as well be lying flat
(Too many examples?)

by ♥🗺☠ August 4, 2021

danker

1. alternate spelling of "danger wank"
2. One who makes dank memes for a living (Fake definition for "Dank")
3. Getting colder and damper (Real definition of "Dank")

1. I'm visitiong relatives, and I'm at their dinner table doing a dnager wank. Since I also don't have a stepsis, consider me the ultimate danger wank danker
2. When you're a danker with no money and crippling depression, you waste your time making pointless and fake things, especially definitions on urban dictionary. Sometomes, you also flag people's ideas and definitions and steal them
3. Goddamn, the internet is getting danker. I want to leave, but the outside world and socializing is far worse!

by ♥🗺☠ May 27, 2021

Sminking

When a member of the Beatles is thinking of or making a new song, or thinking in general

John: sminking of... Sminking?
Everyone else: *laughs

by ♥🗺☠ December 19, 2020

Pipehitter

A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom

"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."

by ♥🗺☠ June 21, 2021

🏦🔫

Bank robbery (with a fake gun)

Me: this is a robbery, everybody down on the fucking ground!
Everyone: *laughing upright*
🧨 🏦🔫

by ♥🗺☠ July 27, 2021