♥🗺☠'s definitions
Lying flat refers to a defeatist lifestyle where people stop working, desiring material acquisition, and tap out of any social life, sometimes for good while thinking it's for the better. By lying flat, you or other people participate in a kind of non-cooperation movement within your or their own life, rather than surrendering themselves to the modern world's oppressive work culture, where it's easy to see see little hope of social mobility within daily life, or any mobility in life at all. This is a common cause of suicide among adults, or among teens with too much responsibility with no freedom
1. I’m not going to try to get a better job so I can afford to start a family, I’m just lying flat
2. It just seems worthless at the moment, so I'm lying flat at the moment
3. I started lying flat, and now I'm at risk of going homeless
4. I don't know what I'm gonna do, I think I'll by lying flat all too soon
5. I'm not getting paid enough, I might as well be lying flat
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2. It just seems worthless at the moment, so I'm lying flat at the moment
3. I started lying flat, and now I'm at risk of going homeless
4. I don't know what I'm gonna do, I think I'll by lying flat all too soon
5. I'm not getting paid enough, I might as well be lying flat
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by ♥🗺☠ August 4, 2021

Welcome back to "Reddit's golden gamble," the game show where you post the worst meme you can and see how much gold the audience awards you
And the daily winner of reddit's golden gamble goes to...
And the daily winner of reddit's golden gamble goes to...
by ♥🗺☠ August 4, 2021

1. alternate spelling of "danger wank"
2. One who makes dank memes for a living (Fake definition for "Dank")
3. Getting colder and damper (Real definition of "Dank")
2. One who makes dank memes for a living (Fake definition for "Dank")
3. Getting colder and damper (Real definition of "Dank")
1. I'm visitiong relatives, and I'm at their dinner table doing a dnager wank. Since I also don't have a stepsis, consider me the ultimate danger wank danker
2. When you're a danker with no money and crippling depression, you waste your time making pointless and fake things, especially definitions on urban dictionary. Sometomes, you also flag people's ideas and definitions and steal them
3. Goddamn, the internet is getting danker. I want to leave, but the outside world and socializing is far worse!
2. When you're a danker with no money and crippling depression, you waste your time making pointless and fake things, especially definitions on urban dictionary. Sometomes, you also flag people's ideas and definitions and steal them
3. Goddamn, the internet is getting danker. I want to leave, but the outside world and socializing is far worse!
by ♥🗺☠ May 27, 2021

by ♥🗺☠ February 9, 2023

Flavius Valentinianus: Where is my heir: Sussus Amogus
Common soldiery: Sir, Sussus Amogus has been ejected into the lion cage
Flavius Valentinianus: Oh no! This is a death sentence
Common soldiery: Sir, Sussus Amogus has been ejected into the lion cage
Flavius Valentinianus: Oh no! This is a death sentence
by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021

by ♥🗺☠ November 25, 2021

Da Vinci: Ianarius is coming up soon, We should be able to finish the painting by the new anno
Verrocchio: Yes, we should. But, you're using the wrong tool. That's a vibrator (No joke, Da Vinci was a homosexual)
Verrocchio: Yes, we should. But, you're using the wrong tool. That's a vibrator (No joke, Da Vinci was a homosexual)
by ♥🗺☠ March 4, 2021
