Definitions by ☆★Midas★☆
afterwork blast
The act of getting home from a long day of work and fucking your wife right after with your clothes on and your dick ripping out your pants. And your shoes on too.
afterwork blast by ☆★Midas★☆ January 18, 2022
chocolate shitty iphone charger
The act of accidentally sliding an iphone charger up your ass in your sleep, the result of this is shit leaving your ass at 150mph nonstop, batteries coming out your penis hole, the charger coming out your ear, and puking iphones.
Kiy: Hey man i just slid a charger into my asscrack in my sleep, wanna seeeee?
Rahmõnd: You are so fucking stupid that i turned into a mexican. You chocolate shitty iphone charger.
Rahmõnd: You are so fucking stupid that i turned into a mexican. You chocolate shitty iphone charger.
chocolate shitty iphone charger by ☆★Midas★☆ January 18, 2022
marigold sex
The act of being held to the wall by the character Marigold from Fortnite, while she pounds your dick up her golden pussy, then strips you naked and shoves a dildo up your ass. Don't worry, she'll cuddle you, sleep with you, and have a relationship with you. But 20% of the day revolves around sex.
You can make this happen while saying, "Penises and Balls" in a friends house while pissing on the floor. This is an alternate of Midas sex.
You can make this happen while saying, "Penises and Balls" in a friends house while pissing on the floor. This is an alternate of Midas sex.
marigold sex by ☆★Midas★☆ January 12, 2022
Mick and Rorty
Ok you ever read that book of captain underpants where they went to an alternate world? Yeah, like that, so, there is this dumbass scientist who sucks shit at alchemy and other things that reqiure at least 1 brain cell. And this smartass fucktard who has to follow this white wigga down the road as a human shield.
Mick and Rorty by ☆★Midas★☆ January 10, 2022