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underma

Slang Term for "under my". Usually proceeded by the word nuts, in any case except the retarded kid making random sounds with his mouth, then sounding like it actually comes out his asshole.
8yr old me: *has a smelly room*
Dad: *sniffs* eww it smells like underma.
8yr old me: What's underma?
Dad: Underma nuts.
8yr old me: Smells like nothing to me.
Dad: Probably cuz you got tiny nuts.
8 yr old me: That doesn't make any sense! Is this an inside joke?
Urban Dictionary: Did I hear inside jokes? Im going to ban them!!!
8 yr old me: What the fuck is going on???
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 3, 2022
mugGet the undermamug.

star wars is gay

Something only a dumbass would say…
Because Star Wars is fucking awesome!!!
Little penis man: StAr WaRs Is GaY!!! 🤤🤤🤤🤤
Boba Fett: Why don’t you take your Star Trek microass and slam it on your dick, oh wait… like you have one!!! I be 🅱️usin’ man!
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 17, 2022
mugGet the star wars is gaymug.

ationwindon

A stupid fuck dumbass piece of shit that decided to be in my browser at the worst time. It’s an unpopular infamous piece of horse shit that was made by some dumbfuck ass brain cheesecock russian to infect other’s searches, it only does annoying shit like redirect you to Bing. Or even porn sites. Don’t worry I’m on my phone right now so Safari is safe, but I do gotta tell you be careful. I do blame my brother for clicking random ads.
Jaden: hey sweetie, got my mothers day present?
Jackson: Hold on mother, I was sending you gifts, but ationwindon decided to infect my asshole so now I just ordered you 125 milf cut-outs, 647 dildos, and now there are about 1.4 million men who want to fuck you right now.
by ☆★Midas★☆ May 9, 2022
mugGet the ationwindonmug.

niggafuck dicksuck

Exactly that
Just a nigga fucking and a dicka sucking ay its a me mario niggafuck dicksuck
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 12, 2022
mugGet the niggafuck dicksuckmug.

Wanna see my willy?

Something a little sqeaker will tell you when he thinks he's gone through puberty but his dick is only big because all his brain cells are stuck there.
Timmy: Wanna see my willy?
Koit(youtuber): Eww no, I'll make a new winky song about it.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 19, 2022
mugGet the Wanna see my willy?mug.

Floral Perfume

The act of spraying cologne in a girls pussy. Then proceeding to jump on her stomach until she burps up her bodily fluids, sqeezing them and rubbing them against your balls, penis, ass, etc. Substituting it for "perfume".
Hey Rahmõnd, have you seen my cologne?
Rahmõnd: ìm śťĺļļ měxĺcāň
Kiy: Oh, Yeah. ķijfloral perfumeěėęıžāăijijĺļļħģĺķijğġķķġĺőijăăęij ķęėěėėėňőijķŕŕijıbęąňëŕķğıăăěiııęęęăāžšžėěiııňňňňňňňňňňňňňňőőijııńįįįēěžšššabusivehispanicparentingķķęėėāāęğğġąąąġćąăăă
Rahmőnd: Stop you ŕąċişť peeeeeyice of sheeeyit.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 30, 2022
mugGet the Floral Perfumemug.

Frick And Morty

A sheer rip-off of rick and morty. With the characters all looking like absolute gag-inducing dog shit. Consisting of the songs that sound worse than teeth scratching.

And aired on the 1G network named something close to shit-gag.
Harry: Hey dude you wanna watch frick and morty.
Kaye: Don't talk to me again.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 4, 2022
mugGet the Frick And Mortymug.

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