☆★Midas★☆'s definitions

If your girlfriend has...

...a scar on her right eye.
One golden left eye.
Has black hair.
Is pale as can fucking be.
and has nice breasts and a good 2 inch cleavage...
That's not your girlfriend
Thats my fucking wife... Marigold.

Jules: Hey dad look, I'm lesbian!
Me: THATS A SIN! GIVE ME THAT OR ELSE GOD WILL FUCKING SEND YOU TO HELL!
Me: Oh, some nice tits.

Wait... If your girlfriend has...
WAIT THAT'S YOUR MOM
Jules: Lgbtqia+
Me: The I stands for incest...

Jules: DAD WAIT...
Me: *Strips her*
Jules: Oh daddy please no oh my god not again daddy wait hol o- OOoOoOoooOhhhh. AhhhhhHaAAA Oh daddy harder ohhhh. Stick- OooooOOOOooOaaaaahHH

Me: *cums*

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 31, 2022

fun-sized mommy

The sexiest chick you'll ever fucking see, she'll burn your eyes just by looking at her. She's even sexier than Marigold! Her white drooping pussyflaps are the sexiest size. Her nice sweaty pussy fits the just perfect girth and length of your cock, she's perfect. Her white titties are full of fun, she will come home every night from work just to slightly barely unbutten her shirt to show the tops of her tits, she will make you turn on brighter than the fucking sun. Your dick fits in her cleaveage perfectly, just making it the perfect conditions to cum so far in her throat. She will have you dominate you like a country in WW2. She will ride you SO HARD you will shoot your cum up her gaping white butthole like Hitler shooting the Americans. She will dominate you, she wants you, and you... whoever reading this, deserve the world.

Hey Midas, hows your wife, Marigold?
Me: Oh, Her, Yaah, I found myself a fun-sized mommy last night and I fucking owned that pussy like a monopoly plot.
Hmmm... I'm kinda jealous

Me: Oh you... wanna play??

Her: Oh fun! Whadd'ya have?

Me: *lip bites while blushing*
Her: Ohhh... that game... *strips*

Me: My dick will fit! FUCKIN' FIT I MEAN!

Her: OooooOoOooOOooh Daddy harder... Ohhhhh *squirts*

Me: Well I was gonna make a sextape but I nutted so fast it's a gif. Oh well...

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 3, 2022

Marigolds Salad

The act of Marigold rubbing her pussy against her daughter's, (Jules).

Marigold barged into her daughters room, she asked if she was horny, she said "what?". She began to strip Jules and rubbed her vagina into her's. The two scissored for a while, but then tthey both seemed to touch eachothers G-Spot, "Oh, Faster" Jules said. Marigold was also cumming. The white slippery cum came out of Jules tattoed vagina, but then Midas walked in, he was instantly aroused, then they had a threesome with their daughter, sweet home Marigolds Saladabama!

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 26, 2022

Cousin

Someone in the family that is acceptible to fuck...

I fucked my cousin yesterday!

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 8, 2022

2

Double.
Couple.
Twice.

There are 2 balls per 1 penis.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 20, 2022

bobshit

When you wiggle your ass to get the shit out.

Honey can you come out!
Me: 5 more minutes im bobshitting

by ☆★Midas★☆ December 2, 2021

The "123456" song

A song that my sister and bro made up, but I revamped it a wee little bit. Only to have words like shit and dick in it.

Singing: 1, 2, unbuckle my shoe

3, 4, Make me shit on the floor

5, 6, Lets have some hot sex!

7, 8, Let's stay up real late

9, 10, When I see you, my dick is like big ben, both in size and sound!

"Ding Dong Ding Dong"
Thats the "123456" song

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 19, 2022