☆★Midas★☆'s definitions

litemare

A nightmare that doesn't make you shit your pants in your sleep of fear, just only a little bit.

Hey baby you have a nightmare?
Husband: No i had a litemare you poop.

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 12, 2022

1

Single.
Alone.
By self.

There was 1 man in the house.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 20, 2022

afterwork blast

The act of getting home from a long day of work and fucking your wife right after with your clothes on and your dick ripping out your pants. And your shoes on too.

Hey gurl Im home wanna fuck
Oh yes daddy yessssss

Oh yeah baby givvvv me an afterwork blast *moan*

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 18, 2022

August The 2nd

National feet pic day, send a feet pic to anyone! Family, friends, etc! Just do it in a manner where they send a dick pic back!

“Hey, it’s August The 2nd, where the pics at?”

by ☆★Midas★☆ August 2, 2023

Windows 1.0

The very first OS, not DOS, of Microsoft's computers, it was't a big hit, but it can also be known as Windows 1.01 a few days after it's release. The system came in a floppy drive that you can insert into a computer to read and will load the OS, it wasn't a really great operating system, as it was only really availabe to huge businesses and wasn't at first intended for home use. It was also declared too old to be running after Windows XP's release date.

Windows 1.0:
Prodecessor: None
Successor: Windows 1.1x
Release date: November 20, 1985.
End of support date: 2001

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 10, 2022

Urrgfrrgg

The noise you make when you're playing a game and fuck up real bad.

Guy 1: "Hey man what are ya doin'"
Guy 2: "I was just playing Zelda Breath Of The Wild and I fell off this fucking cliff! Urrgfrrgg!"

by ☆★Midas★☆ November 22, 2021

Dirty Domination

When a couple has sex right after at least one of them just came home without getting a chance to take a shower. Dirty only meaning sweaty, but if you have a boob, stomach, penis, balls, vagina, ass, or foot fetish, then it’s just a sweaty domination, don’t forget not to mix the 2.

Marigold: Honey I’m home! Ahhh… what are you doing???
Hey!
Ohhh
Ahhh
Ooh yeah daddy…
*Sweaty testicle banging on sweaty pussy* ooooOoOOooOoh Daddy harder faster better stronger. Dirty domination daddy oooOoOoooOooOOooOoh daddy yes.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 13, 2022