☆★Midas★☆'s definitions

sweaty domination

Read “Dirty Domination”, okay? But with a boob, stomach, penis, balls, vagina, ass, foot fetish…

Marigold: Honey I’m home! Ahhh what are you doing?
*Foot licking* Oooh yes daddy lick me clean.
*Salty sex sounds* oooooOoOooOooOoh

That’s what a sweaty domination is…

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 13, 2022

dino stomach

When you fuck a girl so deep and hard, that her egg fucking explodes. Then, causing an extinction in her ovaries.

It was a casual day in the Angry Bird Kingdom... and oh! WHAT THE FUCK?!
Red: So Chuck you will not believe this
Chuck: Wha-
Bomb: Hey man what the fuck did you do to my bed.
Jay Jake and Jim: We fucked our 3 twin sisters last night!
Red: ...
Bomb: I just pounded your mother last night, Jake!
Jim: NANI?
Bomb: I gave her a dino stomach!
Matilda: Looks like I'll shoot other things out my ass!
\('v')/ good for you

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 15, 2022

Work it, make it, do it, makes us...

Shut-up you peice of shit, you imbecile. This is one of the funniest daft punk songs out there!

Work it, make it, do it, makes us... harder, better, faster, stronger...
Now this next clip can be created on the iDaft app by starting at the first one and going to the second below one, then doing that on the right then doing it on the second row. Just search up the fucking meme alright?
Work it harder make it better, do it faster makes us stronger more than ever hour after, our work is NEVER OVER. Creepy I know...

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 16, 2022

star wars is gay

Something only a dumbass would say…
Because Star Wars is fucking awesome!!!

Little penis man: StAr WaRs Is GaY!!! 🤤🤤🤤🤤
Boba Fett: Why don’t you take your Star Trek microass and slam it on your dick, oh wait… like you have one!!! I be 🅱️usin’ man!

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 17, 2022

1

Single.
Alone.
By self.

There was 1 man in the house.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 20, 2022

2

Double.
Couple.
Twice.

There are 2 balls per 1 penis.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 20, 2022

3

Triple.
Triangle.
Cubed.

There are 3 beautiful women stroking my cock.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 20, 2022