☆★Midas★☆'s definitions

My name is...

Walter Hartwell White, I live at 308 negra arroyo lane albequerque New Mexico 87104, I have recently smuggled methanphetamine from across the United States. I have a drug problem consisting of where I FAP to my daughter's selfies, I also have attachment issues with my wife so I hot glued my penis inside her. I also broke into your house and stole your wallet, I also broke into your child's bedroom and proceeded to then masturbate to his 'sextapes' he makes on his Nintendo 3DS at 12 am. All while twerking on his nose, I also broke into Alcatraz and fucked a dead corpse, which was actually a corroded stripping pole in Handurez, speaking of Mexico, I have shipped your wife to Argentina, where she will get a BDSM session for exactly 48 hours straight.

My name is... big fat mama llama.

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 27, 2022

penis

Something that you'll never have

Hey do you have a penis?
Girl: No f**k you

by ☆★Midas★☆ December 2, 2021

Work it, make it, do it, makes us...

Shut-up you peice of shit, you imbecile. This is one of the funniest daft punk songs out there!

Work it, make it, do it, makes us... harder, better, faster, stronger...
Now this next clip can be created on the iDaft app by starting at the first one and going to the second below one, then doing that on the right then doing it on the second row. Just search up the fucking meme alright?
Work it harder make it better, do it faster makes us stronger more than ever hour after, our work is NEVER OVER. Creepy I know...

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 16, 2022

ambatublo

When you’re about to blow but it’s too close and you need to announce it quickly so you yell “ambatublo”

Girl: oh yeah *slurp slip sleeurp slap smack slurpity slep slurp*
Ronald: I’m about t- t- t-, ambatublo bitch wait oh no watch out!
Girl: *covered in white sludge*

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024

ationwindon

A stupid fuck dumbass piece of shit that decided to be in my browser at the worst time. It’s an unpopular infamous piece of horse shit that was made by some dumbfuck ass brain cheesecock russian to infect other’s searches, it only does annoying shit like redirect you to Bing. Or even porn sites. Don’t worry I’m on my phone right now so Safari is safe, but I do gotta tell you be careful. I do blame my brother for clicking random ads.

Jaden: hey sweetie, got my mothers day present?
Jackson: Hold on mother, I was sending you gifts, but ationwindon decided to infect my asshole so now I just ordered you 125 milf cut-outs, 647 dildos, and now there are about 1.4 million men who want to fuck you right now.

by ☆★Midas★☆ May 9, 2022

star wars is gay

Something only a dumbass would say…
Because Star Wars is fucking awesome!!!

Little penis man: StAr WaRs Is GaY!!! 🤤🤤🤤🤤
Boba Fett: Why don’t you take your Star Trek microass and slam it on your dick, oh wait… like you have one!!! I be 🅱️usin’ man!

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 17, 2022

Wanna see my willy?

Something a little sqeaker will tell you when he thinks he's gone through puberty but his dick is only big because all his brain cells are stuck there.

Timmy: Wanna see my willy?
Koit(youtuber): Eww no, I'll make a new winky song about it.

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 19, 2022