April 4th

National fuck your wife day!
Fuck your wife while playing Pokémon GO.

I fucked my wife while playing Pokemon GO, exactly on April 4th her vagina was hotter than a Charizard.

by ☆★Midas★☆ April 04, 2022

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Quickie Dickie

When you fuck someone for a few seconds but you already cum.

Quickie dickie time…

by ☆★Midas★☆ July 28, 2023

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If your girlfriend has...

...a scar on her right eye.
One golden left eye.
Has black hair.
Is pale as can fucking be.
and has nice breasts and a good 2 inch cleavage...
That's not your girlfriend
Thats my fucking wife... Marigold.

Jules: Hey dad look, I'm lesbian!
Me: THATS A SIN! GIVE ME THAT OR ELSE GOD WILL FUCKING SEND YOU TO HELL!
Me: Oh, some nice tits.

Wait... If your girlfriend has...
WAIT THAT'S YOUR MOM
Jules: Lgbtqia+
Me: The I stands for incest...

Jules: DAD WAIT...
Me: *Strips her*
Jules: Oh daddy please no oh my god not again daddy wait hol o- OOoOoOoooOhhhh. AhhhhhHaAAA Oh daddy harder ohhhh. Stick- OooooOOOOooOaaaaahHH

Me: *cums*

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 01, 2022

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3

Triple.
Triangle.
Cubed.

There are 3 beautiful women stroking my cock.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2022

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seriously specific

Something said in such exact details that it gives a hint that the person did it.

Smegma man: Guys do you know how to fix a magnesium fire after getting circumcised in Mexico at 3:09 Am in a hospital while being deported to Puerto Rico?
Al: Dude are you alright? That was seriously specific.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024

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