☆★Midas★☆'s definitions

alabama porkchop

Something in a fancy restaurant someone by the name of say, Latasha Marie would order. Also commonly cooked by an incest person and with a side of purple crusty toenails.

Hi my name is Latasha Marie and I would absolutely love some... alabama porkchop

by ☆★Midas★☆ May 1, 2022

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by ☆★Midas★☆ February 8, 2022

The "123456" song

A song that my sister and bro made up, but I revamped it a wee little bit. Only to have words like shit and dick in it.

Singing: 1, 2, unbuckle my shoe

3, 4, Make me shit on the floor

5, 6, Lets have some hot sex!

7, 8, Let's stay up real late

9, 10, When I see you, my dick is like big ben, both in size and sound!

"Ding Dong Ding Dong"
Thats the "123456" song

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 19, 2022

Quickie Dickie

When you fuck someone for a few seconds but you already cum.

Quickie dickie time…

by ☆★Midas★☆ July 28, 2023

star wars is gay

Something only a dumbass would say…
Because Star Wars is fucking awesome!!!

Little penis man: StAr WaRs Is GaY!!! 🤤🤤🤤🤤
Boba Fett: Why don’t you take your Star Trek microass and slam it on your dick, oh wait… like you have one!!! I be 🅱️usin’ man!

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 17, 2022

bitchslap beanercrap

It's act where a bitch is slappin' while a beaner is-a-crappin ay it's-a-me, MARIO!

Marigold slapped me in the face, while some busty Mexican chick ripped open her pants and shat on the floor. Bitchslap beanercrap!

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 31, 2022

Cumshout

When you pinch your testes right as you ejagulate and then shout to shoot a cumnado (a tornado of cum) out your mouth.

Mom: Did you paint the bathroom? White is a good paint choice!
Son: Nah mom that was a cumshout!

by ☆★Midas★☆ November 23, 2021