☆★Midas★☆'s definitions

Cumshout

When you pinch your testes right as you ejagulate and then shout to shoot a cumnado (a tornado of cum) out your mouth.

Mom: Did you paint the bathroom? White is a good paint choice!
Son: Nah mom that was a cumshout!

by ☆★Midas★☆ November 23, 2021

Work it, make it, do it, makes us...

Shut-up you peice of shit, you imbecile. This is one of the funniest daft punk songs out there!

Work it, make it, do it, makes us... harder, better, faster, stronger...
Now this next clip can be created on the iDaft app by starting at the first one and going to the second below one, then doing that on the right then doing it on the second row. Just search up the fucking meme alright?
Work it harder make it better, do it faster makes us stronger more than ever hour after, our work is NEVER OVER. Creepy I know...

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 16, 2022

ambatublo

When you’re about to blow but it’s too close and you need to announce it quickly so you yell “ambatublo”

Girl: oh yeah *slurp slip sleeurp slap smack slurpity slep slurp*
Ronald: I’m about t- t- t-, ambatublo bitch wait oh no watch out!
Girl: *covered in white sludge*

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024

niggafuck dicksuck

Exactly that

Just a nigga fucking and a dicka sucking ay its a me mario niggafuck dicksuck

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 12, 2022

The "123456" song

A song that my sister and bro made up, but I revamped it a wee little bit. Only to have words like shit and dick in it.

Singing: 1, 2, unbuckle my shoe

3, 4, Make me shit on the floor

5, 6, Lets have some hot sex!

7, 8, Let's stay up real late

9, 10, When I see you, my dick is like big ben, both in size and sound!

"Ding Dong Ding Dong"
Thats the "123456" song

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 19, 2022

Wanna see my willy?

Something a little sqeaker will tell you when he thinks he's gone through puberty but his dick is only big because all his brain cells are stuck there.

Timmy: Wanna see my willy?
Koit(youtuber): Eww no, I'll make a new winky song about it.

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 19, 2022

Floral Perfume

The act of spraying cologne in a girls pussy. Then proceeding to jump on her stomach until she burps up her bodily fluids, sqeezing them and rubbing them against your balls, penis, ass, etc. Substituting it for "perfume".

Hey Rahmõnd, have you seen my cologne?
Rahmõnd: ìm śťĺļļ měxĺcāň
Kiy: Oh, Yeah. ķijfloral perfumeěėęıžāăijijĺļļħģĺķijğġķķġĺőijăăęij ķęėěėėėňőijķŕŕijıbęąňëŕķğıăăěiııęęęăāžšžėěiııňňňňňňňňňňňňňňőőijııńįįįēěžšššabusivehispanicparentingķķęėėāāęğğġąąąġćąăăă
Rahmőnd: Stop you ŕąċişť peeeeeyice of sheeeyit.

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 30, 2022