National feet pic day, send a feet pic to anyone! Family, friends, etc! Just do it in a manner where they send a dick pic back!
by ☆★Midas★☆ August 03, 2023
His cock is sooo sexy your cock is fucking nothing to it. His cock is soooo big that when he fucks marigold she has it coming out her mouth.
🥵🥖😅
So you like my dick? It’s… nothing much.
Oh… my… how did you get it.
It’s my ‘special Midas’ big sexy cock’.
So you like my dick? It’s… nothing much.
Oh… my… how did you get it.
It’s my ‘special Midas’ big sexy cock’.
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 05, 2022
When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.
Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024
Someone really prepared to go into the magical abyss where people fuck their daughters in the car to the armoured dinosaur forest.
by ☆★Midas★☆ March 28, 2022
There are 4 big tits in my face.
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2022
Jee James what seemes to be your problem?
Nothing I---- G-goott pant-sacked by a sexy mexican chick over there...
Nothing I---- G-goott pant-sacked by a sexy mexican chick over there...
by ☆★Midas★☆ March 17, 2022
by ☆★Midas★☆ March 31, 2022