Definitions by ☆★Midas★☆

Wonderboat 

A boat of wonders...

Many...

Many...
Wonders...

Have you ever wanted to know the feeling of cumming in your daughter's ass in the middle of a tropical rainforest filled with dinosaurs that wear armor?

No?

Just me? Ok then.

But with the monthly subscription of $999999999 dollars, go through a custom adventure.

Yeah! You flaming bullshit.

Hey man have you seen my wonderboat.

Jake from Statefarm: Nah what for?

I wanna know the experience of cumming in my daughters ass in the middle of a rainforest filled with dinosaurs wearing armor.

Jake from statefarm: What the fuck?

Wonderboat by ☆★Midas★☆ January 27, 2022

Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!

Something the back girl said in the remake of Hell Boy when she got shot with a poisonous twig.

"Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!"
Me: That's what she said

Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster! by ☆★Midas★☆ January 27, 2022

Marigolds Salad 

The act of Marigold rubbing her pussy against her daughter's, (Jules).

Marigold barged into her daughters room, she asked if she was horny, she said "what?". She began to strip Jules and rubbed her vagina into her's. The two scissored for a while, but then tthey both seemed to touch eachothers G-Spot, "Oh, Faster" Jules said. Marigold was also cumming. The white slippery cum came out of Jules tattoed vagina, but then Midas walked in, he was instantly aroused, then they had a threesome with their daughter, sweet home Marigolds Saladabama!

Marigolds Salad by ☆★Midas★☆ January 26, 2022

Sex Plagiarism

The person who copies the definition for sex into their own definitions for fucking credit.

James pulled off his pants. "I wanna have sex with you, babes." James pressed Sabrina against the wall covering her lips with his, and thrust his tongue into her mouth. James reached behind Sabrina, pulling her clothes off and pushed her onto his bed. He stuck three fingers up her dripping pussy and pumped the walls of her vagina. Then, his fingers found her G-spot, and he pushed down hard on it. "Oooh, harder, harder!" James pushed harder, and white cum shot out of her vagina. James lowered his head and probed her pussy with his tongue. Sabrina helped by pushing his head between her legs with her hands. "Your tongue is like magic," He responded by pushing even harder, making her cum. Then, he sat up and shoved her head between his legs. James' cock was so long, the entire thing wouldn't fit into Sabrina's mouth. She moved her head up and down, sucking on each ball carefully. Then, she pumped the cock into her mouth until he cummed. Then, she seized his fat, dripping penis with her hands and rubbed it up and sex plagiarism

Sex Plagiarism by ☆★Midas★☆ January 26, 2022

Ford Dodge 

A car many people own but 98% of the dodges you see are either being sheltered in or are trashed as fuck.

Han: Hey I have a ford dodge.
Henos: Poor ass

Ford Dodge by ☆★Midas★☆ January 24, 2022

The "123456" song 

A song that my sister and bro made up, but I revamped it a wee little bit. Only to have words like shit and dick in it.

Singing: 1, 2, unbuckle my shoe

3, 4, Make me shit on the floor

5, 6, Lets have some hot sex!

7, 8, Let's stay up real late

9, 10, When I see you, my dick is like big ben, both in size and sound!

"Ding Dong Ding Dong"
Thats the "123456" song

The "123456" song by ☆★Midas★☆ January 19, 2022

Wanna see my willy? 

Something a little sqeaker will tell you when he thinks he's gone through puberty but his dick is only big because all his brain cells are stuck there.

Timmy: Wanna see my willy?
Koit(youtuber): Eww no, I'll make a new winky song about it.

Wanna see my willy? by ☆★Midas★☆ January 19, 2022