☆★Midas★☆'s definitions
Smegma man: Guys do you know how to fix a magnesium fire after getting circumcised in Mexico at 3:09 Am in a hospital while being deported to Puerto Rico?
Al: Dude are you alright? That was seriously specific.
Al: Dude are you alright? That was seriously specific.
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024

Slang Term for "under my". Usually proceeded by the word nuts, in any case except the retarded kid making random sounds with his mouth, then sounding like it actually comes out his asshole.
8yr old me: *has a smelly room*
Dad: *sniffs* eww it smells like underma.
8yr old me: What's underma?
Dad: Underma nuts.
8yr old me: Smells like nothing to me.
Dad: Probably cuz you got tiny nuts.
8 yr old me: That doesn't make any sense! Is this an inside joke?
Urban Dictionary: Did I hear inside jokes? Im going to ban them!!!
8 yr old me: What the fuck is going on???
Dad: *sniffs* eww it smells like underma.
8yr old me: What's underma?
Dad: Underma nuts.
8yr old me: Smells like nothing to me.
Dad: Probably cuz you got tiny nuts.
8 yr old me: That doesn't make any sense! Is this an inside joke?
Urban Dictionary: Did I hear inside jokes? Im going to ban them!!!
8 yr old me: What the fuck is going on???
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 3, 2022

Bro i want meowcles to step on me, kick me, abduct me, skin me... ehhh...
Dude 2: go touch some fucking grass you giant cow pussy!
Dude 2: go touch some fucking grass you giant cow pussy!
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 9, 2022

Green Cyanide guy gets launched at wall, filled with gasoline, matchstick put in mouth, launched at another wall, gets head sliced off, gets head sliced off, gets head kicked onto table and explodes on other yellow cyanide guy.
Hey wanna SEE something STUPID?
Yeah no... I'm pretty busy right now just give me a sec-
*STUPID*
BAM!
Ahhhh!!
Pretty stupid huh...?
Ahhh what the fu-
Yeah no... I'm pretty busy right now just give me a sec-
*STUPID*
BAM!
Ahhhh!!
Pretty stupid huh...?
Ahhh what the fu-
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 20, 2022

Man: "Search up ptenis"
Google: "Do you mean 'pterodactyl penis'?"
Man: "No"
Google: Shuts off computer
Google: "Do you mean 'pterodactyl penis'?"
Man: "No"
Google: Shuts off computer
by ☆★Midas★☆ November 22, 2021

Someone really prepared to go into the magical abyss where people fuck their daughters in the car to the armoured dinosaur forest.
by ☆★Midas★☆ March 28, 2022

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 13, 2022
