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niggafuck dicksuck

Exactly that
Just a nigga fucking and a dicka sucking ay its a me mario niggafuck dicksuck
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 12, 2022
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Floral Perfume

The act of spraying cologne in a girls pussy. Then proceeding to jump on her stomach until she burps up her bodily fluids, sqeezing them and rubbing them against your balls, penis, ass, etc. Substituting it for "perfume".
Hey Rahmõnd, have you seen my cologne?
Rahmõnd: ìm śťĺļļ měxĺcāň
Kiy: Oh, Yeah. ķijfloral perfumeěėęıžāăijijĺļļħģĺķijğġķķġĺőijăăęij ķęėěėėėňőijķŕŕijıbęąňëŕķğıăăěiııęęęăāžšžėěiııňňňňňňňňňňňňňňőőijııńįįįēěžšššabusivehispanicparentingķķęėėāāęğğġąąąġćąăăă
Rahmőnd: Stop you ŕąċişť peeeeeyice of sheeeyit.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 30, 2022
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Frick And Morty

A sheer rip-off of rick and morty. With the characters all looking like absolute gag-inducing dog shit. Consisting of the songs that sound worse than teeth scratching.

And aired on the 1G network named something close to shit-gag.
Harry: Hey dude you wanna watch frick and morty.
Kaye: Don't talk to me again.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 4, 2022
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Dirty Domination

When a couple has sex right after at least one of them just came home without getting a chance to take a shower. Dirty only meaning sweaty, but if you have a boob, stomach, penis, balls, vagina, ass, or foot fetish, then it’s just a sweaty domination, don’t forget not to mix the 2.
Marigold: Honey I’m home! Ahhh… what are you doing???
Hey!
Ohhh
Ahhh
Ooh yeah daddy…
*Sweaty testicle banging on sweaty pussy* ooooOoOOooOoh Daddy harder faster better stronger. Dirty domination daddy oooOoOoooOooOOooOoh daddy yes.
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 13, 2022
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Windows 1.0

The very first OS, not DOS, of Microsoft's computers, it was't a big hit, but it can also be known as Windows 1.01 a few days after it's release. The system came in a floppy drive that you can insert into a computer to read and will load the OS, it wasn't a really great operating system, as it was only really availabe to huge businesses and wasn't at first intended for home use. It was also declared too old to be running after Windows XP's release date.
Windows 1.0:
Prodecessor: None
Successor: Windows 1.1x
Release date: November 20, 1985.
End of support date: 2001
by ☆★Midas★☆ March 10, 2022
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2

There are 2 balls per 1 penis.
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 20, 2022
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bobshit

When you wiggle your ass to get the shit out.
Honey can you come out!
Me: 5 more minutes im bobshitting
by ☆★Midas★☆ December 2, 2021
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