by ☆★Midas★☆ February 27, 2022
Jules: Dad, have you seen my phone?
Me: Come in my room, it might be anywhere...
Jules: Ok!
Later...
(Muffled) Dad stop i'm only 15.
Me: That's what she said, and that's what you're 'bout to say soon...
Jules: What?
Me: *lip bites naughtily*
Jules: OoooOooOOOooh daddy yes! Give it to me! Gimme the ol' wish-wosh
Me: Come in my room, it might be anywhere...
Jules: Ok!
Later...
(Muffled) Dad stop i'm only 15.
Me: That's what she said, and that's what you're 'bout to say soon...
Jules: What?
Me: *lip bites naughtily*
Jules: OoooOooOOOooh daddy yes! Give it to me! Gimme the ol' wish-wosh
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 08, 2022
The sexiest chick you'll ever fucking see, she'll burn your eyes just by looking at her. She's even sexier than Marigold! Her white drooping pussyflaps are the sexiest size. Her nice sweaty pussy fits the just perfect girth and length of your cock, she's perfect. Her white titties are full of fun, she will come home every night from work just to slightly barely unbutten her shirt to show the tops of her tits, she will make you turn on brighter than the fucking sun. Your dick fits in her cleaveage perfectly, just making it the perfect conditions to cum so far in her throat. She will have you dominate you like a country in WW2. She will ride you SO HARD you will shoot your cum up her gaping white butthole like Hitler shooting the Americans. She will dominate you, she wants you, and you... whoever reading this, deserve the world.
Hey Midas, hows your wife, Marigold?
Me: Oh, Her, Yaah, I found myself a fun-sized mommy last night and I fucking owned that pussy like a monopoly plot.
Hmmm... I'm kinda jealous
Me: Oh you... wanna play??
Her: Oh fun! Whadd'ya have?
Me: *lip bites while blushing*
Her: Ohhh... that game... *strips*
Me: My dick will fit! FUCKIN' FIT I MEAN!
Her: OooooOoOooOOooh Daddy harder... Ohhhhh *squirts*
Me: Well I was gonna make a sextape but I nutted so fast it's a gif. Oh well...
Me: Oh, Her, Yaah, I found myself a fun-sized mommy last night and I fucking owned that pussy like a monopoly plot.
Hmmm... I'm kinda jealous
Me: Oh you... wanna play??
Her: Oh fun! Whadd'ya have?
Me: *lip bites while blushing*
Her: Ohhh... that game... *strips*
Me: My dick will fit! FUCKIN' FIT I MEAN!
Her: OooooOoOooOOooh Daddy harder... Ohhhhh *squirts*
Me: Well I was gonna make a sextape but I nutted so fast it's a gif. Oh well...
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 04, 2022
Bro i want meowcles to step on me, kick me, abduct me, skin me... ehhh...
Dude 2: go touch some fucking grass you giant cow pussy!
Dude 2: go touch some fucking grass you giant cow pussy!
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 10, 2022
Ok you ever read that book of captain underpants where they went to an alternate world? Yeah, like that, so, there is this dumbass scientist who sucks shit at alchemy and other things that reqiure at least 1 brain cell. And this smartass fucktard who has to follow this white wigga down the road as a human shield.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 11, 2022
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 12, 2022
The third guy shouted out in Dobe Johnson’s video.
You would know by now if your brain was dirtier than a sweaty girl’s boobs.
You would know by now if your brain was dirtier than a sweaty girl’s boobs.
by ☆★Midas★☆ October 26, 2022