☆★Midas★☆'s definitions
Guy 1: "Hey man what are ya doin'"
Guy 2: "I was just playing Zelda Breath Of The Wild and I fell off this fucking cliff! Urrgfrrgg!"
Guy 2: "I was just playing Zelda Breath Of The Wild and I fell off this fucking cliff! Urrgfrrgg!"
by ☆★Midas★☆ November 22, 2021
Get the Urrgfrrggmug. A stupid fuck dumbass piece of shit that decided to be in my browser at the worst time. It’s an unpopular infamous piece of horse shit that was made by some dumbfuck ass brain cheesecock russian to infect other’s searches, it only does annoying shit like redirect you to Bing. Or even porn sites. Don’t worry I’m on my phone right now so Safari is safe, but I do gotta tell you be careful. I do blame my brother for clicking random ads.
Jaden: hey sweetie, got my mothers day present?
Jackson: Hold on mother, I was sending you gifts, but ationwindon decided to infect my asshole so now I just ordered you 125 milf cut-outs, 647 dildos, and now there are about 1.4 million men who want to fuck you right now.
Jackson: Hold on mother, I was sending you gifts, but ationwindon decided to infect my asshole so now I just ordered you 125 milf cut-outs, 647 dildos, and now there are about 1.4 million men who want to fuck you right now.
by ☆★Midas★☆ May 9, 2022
Get the ationwindonmug. A dumb fatass who snores so loudly, it sounds like a category 10,000 hurricane from 2 rooms away, aka you could use "my dad".
Guy 1: bro i'm tryin to sleep here! What's up with your fucking dad!?
Guy 2-3: Dude cover your ears he's boutta go super sayin! Hes snore-addicted!
Guy 2-3: Dude cover your ears he's boutta go super sayin! Hes snore-addicted!
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 9, 2022
Get the Snore-addictedmug. When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.
Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024
Get the mega brain fartmug. That sexy ass bitch from the recently dead game fortnite. She was added in ch2s5, her face is hard to remember but she'll fukin' make you hard.
Kiy: Look bro I got the new marigold skin for 19 dollars!
Raymond: I guess we're actually buying women now...
Raymond: I guess we're actually buying women now...
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 10, 2022
Get the Marigoldmug. The act of being held to the wall by the character Marigold from Fortnite, while she pounds your dick up her golden pussy, then strips you naked and shoves a dildo up your ass. Don't worry, she'll cuddle you, sleep with you, and have a relationship with you. But 20% of the day revolves around sex.
You can make this happen while saying, "Penises and Balls" in a friends house while pissing on the floor. This is an alternate of Midas sex.
You can make this happen while saying, "Penises and Balls" in a friends house while pissing on the floor. This is an alternate of Midas sex.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 12, 2022
Get the marigold sexmug. When you stick your hand in between your naked asscheeks and rip ass, causing your asscheeks to jiggle all your assham on your hand.
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2022
Get the garbage handmug.