penis

Something that you'll never have

Hey do you have a penis?
Girl: No f**k you

by ☆★Midas★☆ December 03, 2021

Floral Perfume

The act of spraying cologne in a girls pussy. Then proceeding to jump on her stomach until she burps up her bodily fluids, sqeezing them and rubbing them against your balls, penis, ass, etc. Substituting it for "perfume".

Hey Rahmõnd, have you seen my cologne?
Rahmõnd: ìm śťĺļļ měxĺcāň
Kiy: Oh, Yeah. ķijfloral perfumeěėęıžāăijijĺļļħģĺķijğġķķġĺőijăăęij ķęėěėėėňőijķŕŕijıbęąňëŕķğıăăěiııęęęăāžšžėěiııňňňňňňňňňňňňňňőőijııńįįįēěžšššabusivehispanicparentingķķęėėāāęğğġąąąġćąăăă
Rahmőnd: Stop you ŕąċişť peeeeeyice of sheeeyit.

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 31, 2022

Sex Plagiarism

The person who copies the definition for sex into their own definitions for fucking credit.

James pulled off his pants. "I wanna have sex with you, babes." James pressed Sabrina against the wall covering her lips with his, and thrust his tongue into her mouth. James reached behind Sabrina, pulling her clothes off and pushed her onto his bed. He stuck three fingers up her dripping pussy and pumped the walls of her vagina. Then, his fingers found her G-spot, and he pushed down hard on it. "Oooh, harder, harder!" James pushed harder, and white cum shot out of her vagina. James lowered his head and probed her pussy with his tongue. Sabrina helped by pushing his head between her legs with her hands. "Your tongue is like magic," He responded by pushing even harder, making her cum. Then, he sat up and shoved her head between his legs. James' cock was so long, the entire thing wouldn't fit into Sabrina's mouth. She moved her head up and down, sucking on each ball carefully. Then, she pumped the cock into her mouth until he cummed. Then, she seized his fat, dripping penis with her hands and rubbed it up and sex plagiarism

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 27, 2022

The "123456" song

A song that my sister and bro made up, but I revamped it a wee little bit. Only to have words like shit and dick in it.

Singing: 1, 2, unbuckle my shoe

3, 4, Make me shit on the floor

5, 6, Lets have some hot sex!

7, 8, Let's stay up real late

9, 10, When I see you, my dick is like big ben, both in size and sound!

"Ding Dong Ding Dong"
Thats the "123456" song

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 20, 2022

🧡

Meaning in love with somebody, but not enough to want to fuck them and/or be fucked by them. And/or meaning because gay people exist SMH.

Me: Hey there’s Alyssa, my crush!
Joseph: Why don’t you ask her out to sex?
Me: Well… I don’t love love her… only a little bit.
Joseph: Whuddup baby girl?
Her: 🧡
Me: Lol she actually doesn’t want to get fucked by you! Lol 😂!
Her: *comes up to me* ❤️
Me: 🖕😎👌

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 09, 2022

October 26th

National bring your favorite anime character to life and fuck them in the ass day!
This effect only works for 24 hours after the summoning and you can only do this once a year no exceptions.

Jeremiah: Hey why is that nigga crying?
Jayda: oh he missed October 26th and his anime waifu wasnt there to please his gay ass.

by ☆★Midas★☆ October 26, 2022

boys go to jupiter

Boys go to jupiter to get more stupider girls go to collage to get more knowledge.

"Boys go to jupiter to get more stupider girls go to collage to get more knowledge."? Guess what you imbred-looking sexist bitch.
I went to venus to get a bigger penis, you need to sit over there because you're ugly as fucking shit.

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 30, 2022