☆★Midas★☆'s definitions

homosomatic typing

Homo- Same
Somato- Body
Typing the name of the body part corresponding to the one you are typing it with. I.E. typing "nose" with your nose.

Tim: Nose
Haha I typed "nose" with my nose!
Jake: Heart
Tim: Jake...?
Jake: ...
Tim: Jake, WhAt ThE fUcK?!
Tim: ...
Jake: HOMOSOMATIC TYPING...
Tim: AHHH SHIT, WHAT THE FU-

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2022

Livepool

Deadpool, but janky as fuck and his powers suck. He can't take a single pinch without his head falling off. And when he does, he gets infected so surviving is hella useless. He can't eat one burger without his colon exploding out his asshole. He also is so weak that he pisses blood.

Jake: Hey wanna watch deadpool?
Carlos: Nah man i'm watchin' this guys shit his heart out!
Jake: Livepool is shit

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 4, 2022

Ptenis

When you type "penis" but make the most 'dumbass' typo. (because p and t are 5 keys apart)

Man: "Search up ptenis"
Google: "Do you mean 'pterodactyl penis'?"
Man: "No"
Google: Shuts off computer

by ☆★Midas★☆ November 22, 2021

war hamster

Someone really prepared to go into the magical abyss where people fuck their daughters in the car to the armoured dinosaur forest.

Hey dude you can’t go there it’s too dangerous.
Mate I’m a fucking war hamster!

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 28, 2022

meowcles

That giant buff cat from fuck-my-ass-nite.

Bro i want meowcles to step on me, kick me, abduct me, skin me... ehhh...
Dude 2: go touch some fucking grass you giant cow pussy!

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 9, 2022

bitchslap beanercrap

It's act where a bitch is slappin' while a beaner is-a-crappin ay it's-a-me, MARIO!

Marigold slapped me in the face, while some busty Mexican chick ripped open her pants and shat on the floor. Bitchslap beanercrap!

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 31, 2022

underma

Slang Term for "under my". Usually proceeded by the word nuts, in any case except the retarded kid making random sounds with his mouth, then sounding like it actually comes out his asshole.

8yr old me: *has a smelly room*
Dad: *sniffs* eww it smells like underma.
8yr old me: What's underma?
Dad: Underma nuts.
8yr old me: Smells like nothing to me.
Dad: Probably cuz you got tiny nuts.
8 yr old me: That doesn't make any sense! Is this an inside joke?
Urban Dictionary: Did I hear inside jokes? Im going to ban them!!!
8 yr old me: What the fuck is going on???

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 3, 2022