by ☆★Midas★☆ December 03, 2021
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Homo- Same
Somato- Body
Typing the name of the body part corresponding to the one you are typing it with. I.E. typing "nose" with your nose.
Somato- Body
Typing the name of the body part corresponding to the one you are typing it with. I.E. typing "nose" with your nose.
Tim: Nose
Haha I typed "nose" with my nose!
Jake: Heart
Tim: Jake...?
Jake: ...
Tim: Jake, WhAt ThE fUcK?!
Tim: ...
Jake: HOMOSOMATIC TYPING...
Tim: AHHH SHIT, WHAT THE FU-
Haha I typed "nose" with my nose!
Jake: Heart
Tim: Jake...?
Jake: ...
Tim: Jake, WhAt ThE fUcK?!
Tim: ...
Jake: HOMOSOMATIC TYPING...
Tim: AHHH SHIT, WHAT THE FU-
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 22, 2022
When a female is so thin that once your dick penetrates her pussy it stretches her stomach outward in the shape of it. It usually tends to appear in rule 34 and other porn websites.
Sex bulge
I slowly approached Marigold and said “wanna fuck, I’m big!” She gazed at me, “Sure!” She agreed. Then we went down to business, I began to strip, unleashing my legendary dick. She was so excited she just ripped her pants down. I held her to the wall, with my dick close to her stomach. “Your clit hard?” I asked, “no?” She asked, “why?”.
“Because I know I can make it hard” I said.
I put my dick closer to her pussy. She was blushing, “Do it” she dared me. I teased her by putting it inside only a wee bit and back out. She was pleased, I teased her again, only putting it a little further. Then, I shoved it in and out, staying close to the opening of her vagina, then I went deeper. Took it back out a little bit, and went DEEPER into her stomach, I couldn’t hold it, I put it in that bitch. Her skinny body was stretching by the size of my cock, I went even deeper, carefully putting in each ball, then, I came.
I slowly approached Marigold and said “wanna fuck, I’m big!” She gazed at me, “Sure!” She agreed. Then we went down to business, I began to strip, unleashing my legendary dick. She was so excited she just ripped her pants down. I held her to the wall, with my dick close to her stomach. “Your clit hard?” I asked, “no?” She asked, “why?”.
“Because I know I can make it hard” I said.
I put my dick closer to her pussy. She was blushing, “Do it” she dared me. I teased her by putting it inside only a wee bit and back out. She was pleased, I teased her again, only putting it a little further. Then, I shoved it in and out, staying close to the opening of her vagina, then I went deeper. Took it back out a little bit, and went DEEPER into her stomach, I couldn’t hold it, I put it in that bitch. Her skinny body was stretching by the size of my cock, I went even deeper, carefully putting in each ball, then, I came.
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 06, 2022
A car many people own but 98% of the dodges you see are either being sheltered in or are trashed as fuck.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 25, 2022
Guy 1: "Hey man what are ya doin'"
Guy 2: "I was just playing Zelda Breath Of The Wild and I fell off this fucking cliff! Urrgfrrgg!"
Guy 2: "I was just playing Zelda Breath Of The Wild and I fell off this fucking cliff! Urrgfrrgg!"
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