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Wanna see my willy?

Something a little sqeaker will tell you when he thinks he's gone through puberty but his dick is only big because all his brain cells are stuck there.
Timmy: Wanna see my willy?
Koit(youtuber): Eww no, I'll make a new winky song about it.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 19, 2022
mugGet the Wanna see my willy?mug.

ass tonsils

A name you can call any of your friends.
Basically a one-way ticket to 'fuck you you little cocktorch I call a friend'. Usually a short nimble way to say "There are nearly over 13 million words in the English language which still isn't enough for me to string together to express how much i want to hit you with a fucking chair!" You know, the sentence ender.
Bully: "Hey lameass! If you name backwards is ayam, then say 'tihs maya' backwards!
Maya: Fuck off you cheesing fatsack of ass tonsils!
Bully: ...
by ☆★Midas★☆ November 23, 2021
mugGet the ass tonsilsmug.

Cousin

Someone in the family that is acceptible to fuck...
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 8, 2022
mugGet the Cousinmug.

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