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by anonymous August 15, 2014
Get the dubbatory mug.An antonym to queef. A sploof is when a woman's vagina contracts in order to suck in air or other gasses/fluids.
"Dude I'm trippin about my girl, dawg. I think she wants a baby. She was sploofin' a motherfucker's wiener last night like her vag-patch was taking a Colorado bong hit."
by anonymous August 27, 2014
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Get the snot mustache mug.- I heard that Micky Lindsay got laid last night.
-I don't think that's possible. He was with us trying to explain philosophy to sober people while drunk. It's probably another false rumor.
-I don't think that's possible. He was with us trying to explain philosophy to sober people while drunk. It's probably another false rumor.
by anonymous October 19, 2014
Get the possible mug.Procrastinating by masturbating, that's when you have to do something and you just start jacking off instead.
'' Stop procrasturbating everytime and start thinking of getting your shit done, dude.''
'' Procrasturbation is my hobby ''
'' Procrasturbation is my hobby ''
by anonymous November 12, 2014
Get the Procrasturbation mug.Jake: Wow hot tubbing in the rain would be so great right now.
Katie: I love hot tubbing in the rain! It's too bad mine is broken.
Jake: That does suck! Alright well I'm going to go in mine, talk to you later!
Katie: Wow, thanks loser.
Katie: I love hot tubbing in the rain! It's too bad mine is broken.
Jake: That does suck! Alright well I'm going to go in mine, talk to you later!
Katie: Wow, thanks loser.
by anonymous November 30, 2014
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