@mrkulci's definitions

Jones lag

The amount of time that it takes between Alex Jones having a conspiracy theory and it turning out to be right is known as Jones lag.

Alex told everyone about Epstein's pedo island, but the Jones lag took a few years.

by @mrkulci September 10, 2020

hindu nationalism

hindu nationalism is an ideology based around the idea that non hindus should not have (living)rights in India. they have been critisized for using the holocaust as an example on why different cultures should not co-exist. they have also been austacized for spreading the conspiracy theory of ''love jihad''.

the BJP(ruling party) is a supporter of hindu nationalism

by @mrkulci June 29, 2019

Pussyjob

The act of sliding a penis over a vulva(visible parts of vagina) for both their pleasure

When i was 17 my gf did not want to lose her virginity yet so we agreed on a pussyjob as a barely sexual act

by @mrkulci February 7, 2019

To do a sebastian

To masturbate in public bathrooms

He tried to do a sebastian but was caught by the teachers

by @mrkulci September 4, 2018

Nigslang

Nigslang is the slang used by people who live in african american ghetto's

The word was invented by mrkulci on reddit in 2016

FinFinna"Finna" is Nigslang for "gonna"

by @mrkulci February 7, 2019

Gaijin Killer

The japanese alcoholic difference ''strong zero'' is known as the Gaijin Killer. due to being 8/9%, 350-500ml and very sweet people drink it at insane speeds despite it being 3 to 4 beers worth of alcohol. Coupled with high carbonation many westerners will try to drink 3 to 5 at a sitting and will black out that night.

It's colloquially known as the Gaijin Killer- Joey Bizinger(the Anime man)

by @mrkulci October 16, 2020

Britannian paradox

The britannian paradox is a historic situation where in a Roman britannian governor uses the entire britannian Roman army to attack Rome, but while doing so leaves Britannia to rot.

When this happens he loses all his support back home and can't afford to pay his large army(which is the only thing giving him the ability to take Rome).

The britannian paradox played out often, but as Hegel said, all we learn from history is that we learn nothing from history.

by @mrkulci June 11, 2021