shitmano

Variant of "Shimano", top Japanese company which makes bicycle components (from groupsets to wheels to pedals to shoes). Akin to Microsoft in its pervasiveness and near-monopoly of the market (at least as far as groupsets (chainrings, cranks, bottom brackets, shifters, cassettes, etc)) and certain mediocrity, it is found on many bikes from the cheap low-end models to the nicer ones which actually aren't too bad (XT, XTR, Ultegra, Dura-Ace) but cost a grip. There are alternatives, at least for the groupsets - Campagnolo (go Campy) and SRAM (Sachs).

Look at that damn roadie's Bianchi - full Campagnolo gruppo! <drool> (looks down at lowly Shitmano Sora groupset).

by ::analogue:: February 01, 2005

Bora

The name the rest of the world over for the Volkswagen Jetta MkIV (99.5-2004 at least). Named after the strong European wind mentioned somewhere else here.

"That dude drives a bad-a$$ Bora!"

"He changed the badges on his Jetta to say "Bora". What a wannabe."

by ::analogue:: March 26, 2004

Yubaba

Character from the Japanese animation "Spirited Away". She was the boss at the bath house.

Yubaba told Chihiro to prepare a bath for the Stink Spirit.

by ::analogue:: September 06, 2003

stumpf

A half-wood. Not quite a hard-on, but not quite soft. A stumpf!

I had a boner for some Romanian girl Oana in college, but I found out she was a lesbian and I only ended up with a stumpf..

by ::analogue:: September 09, 2004

cah

Bostonian for "Car"

"Hey Hah-vey, go pahk the cah!"

by ::analogue:: August 29, 2003

r0x0rs

Rocks! As in it's bomb! Or bad-ass!

That r0x0rs my c0cks0r!

by ::analogue:: January 09, 2004

soft

That's the ,,llello'' (say: yay-o) (sniffy snack) but not the ,,piedra''.

Hey you got any soft? I feel like doing a line...

or

Hey vato, vendeme tantito ,,soft'', tengo ganas de un pericazo...

by ::analogue:: September 11, 2004