Halfway down the toaster is when you feel absolutely f*cking cooked or 'toasted'. Australian slang for hungover, depressed, tired, drunk, high, or just feel like shit.
Damo Jnr: "Fuuuuuuck me cunt, I am just halfway down the fucking toaster tonight"
Daxon: "So you don't want to hit up the RSL?"
Damo Jnr: "Fuck off you shitcunt, I just fucking told you I'm halfway down the toaster!"
Daxon: "So you don't want to hit up the RSL?"
Damo Jnr: "Fuck off you shitcunt, I just fucking told you I'm halfway down the toaster!"
by (mostly) aussie slang ; June 03, 2022
It is something so weird, confusing, bad, pathetic that goes straight past the point of being ironically funny and just leaves you feeling empty like you want to laugh but there just isn't enough to laugh at. Quite often describes Indian social media posts.
by (mostly) aussie slang ; March 08, 2022
1:
Grandpa: You're a bitch (slaps chick)
George: Grandpa, that was out of pocket!
2:
George: I got a new dog and he runs bloody quick, innit?
Grandpa: I run quicker than yer pathetic dog it's slow as shit.
George: Grandpa, that was out of pocket!
Grandpa: You're a bitch (slaps chick)
George: Grandpa, that was out of pocket!
2:
George: I got a new dog and he runs bloody quick, innit?
Grandpa: I run quicker than yer pathetic dog it's slow as shit.
George: Grandpa, that was out of pocket!
by (mostly) aussie slang ; April 29, 2022
by (mostly) aussie slang ; August 07, 2023
"TOUGH STATESMAN BUILD QUALITY FUCKIN BUILT WITH SPANNERS NOT CHOPSTICKS AMIRITE MATE FUCKIN BRILLIANT MIGHTY IRON LION FUCKIN PUSHROD TECHNOLOGY TWO THOUSAND HORSEPOWAAA"
by (mostly) aussie slang ; February 22, 2023
Pronunciation: Mong(like bong)-er-- Monger
Typically used in Australian suburban settings, where one person will call someone who may have intellectual or other mental disabilities or disorders a monger. Often used figuratively and exaggeratively for someone who is simply doing something which you might imagine a brain-dead person lacking a conscious doing.
Often used on Paul Fenech's Australian TV Show Housos.
Typically used in Australian suburban settings, where one person will call someone who may have intellectual or other mental disabilities or disorders a monger. Often used figuratively and exaggeratively for someone who is simply doing something which you might imagine a brain-dead person lacking a conscious doing.
Often used on Paul Fenech's Australian TV Show Housos.
by (mostly) aussie slang ; September 02, 2022
Adjective
Manky is something that is filthy and disgusting. Variant- Manked, adjective, meaning inherently awful and broken.
Variant- Mank, noun, meaning a person often old or disabled. Derogatory.
Manky is something that is filthy and disgusting. Variant- Manked, adjective, meaning inherently awful and broken.
Variant- Mank, noun, meaning a person often old or disabled. Derogatory.
Dazza: Oi Daxon chuck us your book real quick mate
Daxon: yeah here you but it is absolutely fucking manked so beware
Dazza: OH FUCKING HELL THIS SHIT IS MANKY ITS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING WHAT THE FUCK IS ON THAT SHIT EW! DAXON WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR BOOK SO MANKED UP?!
Daxon: yeah here you but it is absolutely fucking manked so beware
Dazza: OH FUCKING HELL THIS SHIT IS MANKY ITS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING WHAT THE FUCK IS ON THAT SHIT EW! DAXON WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR BOOK SO MANKED UP?!
by (mostly) aussie slang ; September 02, 2022