Urban Dictionary, November 16: Practical Friday

Practical Friday

The result of a shortened school week, such as a four day or three day week. The day before the end of the short week is practical Friday. If the week ends Wednesday, Wednesday is practical Friday.

Guy: Wanna hang out tonight?
Girl: I can't, it's Wednesday
Guy: yeah we can! It's practical Friday!
Girl: Ohh... um I had plans.

by NNBUME April 10, 2012

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IJS

I'm Just Saying: Used to add emphasis, or express irony. Can also be used to express sarcasm. Can be used on the back of almost any sentence, IJS.

Person 1: how was that movie
Person 2: That crap was straight booty, IJS

Person 1: did you see the new guy
Person 2: I'm still having wet dreams, IJS

by nainai 22 September 15, 2008

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shift

To make out, snog, french kiss

"Will you shift my friend over there?"

by The Mysterious M June 4, 2003

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Egg Salad Monday

The day after Easter Sunday when everyone has a surplus of hardboiled eggs. These eggs are often used up by making egg salad.

"I'm suffering the adverse effects of Egg Salad Monday".
"I'm out of town on Easter Weekend, but I think I can come by on Egg Salad Monday.

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The celebration in which juvenile primates hunt for the colored shells of unborn dinosaur young planted by a small, furry woodland creature all in commemoration of a middle ages cult belief that 2000 years ago a zombie walked the earth.

What's that screeching from the park? It's just the little kids looking for easter eggs.

by Codeedog April 4, 2010

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Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter?

A slightly rude way of saying "no".

Friend 1: You and Jen have been broken up for 6 months now... would it be cool if I asked her out?

Friend 2: Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? Asshole.

by gonsfootball March 23, 2012

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