Beard Goggles

When a beard-bearing individual is convinced that his facial hair looks great, regardless of how bad it may look to everyone else.

Similar to beer goggles in that the more facial hair a person has, the better they think it looks.
"Wow, have you seen Dave's beard? It looks terrible, I don't know why he won't shave that thing."

"It's because he has beard goggles right now, in his mind it looks great."
by TRON 2.1 December 07, 2009
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first nap of the day

Where's Deb? Her breakfast is getting cold.

She's taking the first nap of the day.
by some book May 22, 2010
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like the palm of his hand

Used in place of the expression, "knows it like the the back of his hand", implying one having an intimate relationship with the palm of their hand.
Bob knows these back country roads like the palm of his hand.
by iluvmako December 05, 2011
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sleep drunk

When you're woken up from a nap and your mental state of confusion resembles that of a drunken state.
When that crazy bitch tried to crawl into bed with me, I was too sleep drunk to say no.
by trashleyy December 06, 2011
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Monitor Shopping

To look at all the things on a retail site without making a purchase.

You can look but you can't buy.
A: Ay, whatcha doing?

B: Monitor shopping on Asos.

A: Had to pay rent?

B: Yup.
by SociallyRetarded December 04, 2011
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moreplay

The postcoital acitivities that are performed after sex but resemble foreplay, may lead to more sex.
Who needs foreplay, when you can have moreplay.
by R-Honda July 18, 2008
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Honey Badger Limit

The point at which you no longer care or give a shit!

Reference the viral video of Randall narrating a video about the Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger who "don't care" and "doesn't give a shit" - just takes what it wants because it is a hungry bastard.
My relationship with Chris has really gone to shit. I've reached my Honey Badger Limit - I just don't give a shit anymore.
by SildogintheNatti April 13, 2011
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