When a beard-bearing individual is convinced that his facial hair looks great, regardless of how bad it may look to everyone else.
Similar to beer goggles in that the more facial hair a person has, the better they think it looks.
Similar to beer goggles in that the more facial hair a person has, the better they think it looks.
"Wow, have you seen Dave's beard? It looks terrible, I don't know why he won't shave that thing."
"It's because he has beard goggles right now, in his mind it looks great."
"It's because he has beard goggles right now, in his mind it looks great."
by TRON 2.1 December 07, 2009
by some book May 22, 2010
Used in place of the expression, "knows it like the the back of his hand", implying one having an intimate relationship with the palm of their hand.
by iluvmako December 05, 2011
When you're woken up from a nap and your mental state of confusion resembles that of a drunken state.
by trashleyy December 06, 2011
To look at all the things on a retail site without making a purchase.
You can look but you can't buy.
You can look but you can't buy.
by SociallyRetarded December 04, 2011
The postcoital acitivities that are performed after sex but resemble foreplay, may lead to more sex.
by R-Honda July 18, 2008
The point at which you no longer care or give a shit!
Reference the viral video of Randall narrating a video about the Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger who "don't care" and "doesn't give a shit" - just takes what it wants because it is a hungry bastard.
Reference the viral video of Randall narrating a video about the Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger who "don't care" and "doesn't give a shit" - just takes what it wants because it is a hungry bastard.
My relationship with Chris has really gone to shit. I've reached my Honey Badger Limit - I just don't give a shit anymore.
by SildogintheNatti April 13, 2011