The way in which a douchebag would go about introducing his/herself. Bragging about their meaningless accomplishments in an attempt to impress you.
Chris: Watch this, John's about to introdouche himself to Carol.
John (Speaking to Carol) : "Nice to meet you, John's the name. Nice rack. Think I met you one time at the bowling party. I won three times."
Carol: "Thanks for introdouching yourself."
John (Speaking to Carol) : "Nice to meet you, John's the name. Nice rack. Think I met you one time at the bowling party. I won three times."
Carol: "Thanks for introdouching yourself."
by NickPisky February 10, 2012
Get the Introdouchemug. by AskBronny March 29, 2007
Get the fashionmistamug. "Excuse me, fine sir, but would you perhaps like a spot of tea?"
"Oh, defecately, that would please me so."
"Oh, defecately, that would please me so."
by abritishbank February 03, 2012
Get the defecatelymug. The act of going to the toilet when you don't really need to, to make sure you don't need to go later. Usually conducted prior to long car journeys or departure from drinking establishments.
Her:"lets leave this pub before your too drunk to leave"
Him:"OK, but I need to take an insurance piss first"
Him:"OK, but I need to take an insurance piss first"
by SuperBeerFiend May 07, 2009
Get the Insurance Pissmug. when a really hot chick has trouble getting dates because guys all assume she already has a boyfriend and are scared to approach her....
Inspired by the Jackson Browne song "Somebody's Baby"
Inspired by the Jackson Browne song "Somebody's Baby"
Can you believe Jennifer didn't have a date for the prom? She must be suffering from somebody's girl syndrome.
by Mr.Juan-derful May 04, 2010
Get the somebody's girl syndromemug. 1. The formal union of two people who are of the same gender in a consensual relationship, typically recognized by society. Also described as same-sex marriage and gay marriage.
The two men had been seeing each other for 5 years and engaged for 9 months before they decided to make their relationship permanent by garriage.
The gay couple invited all their friends to celebrate the couple's garriage ceremony.
The two women exchanged loving vows during their garriage ceremony.
The gay couple invited all their friends to celebrate the couple's garriage ceremony.
The two women exchanged loving vows during their garriage ceremony.
by Jenny and Kris February 06, 2012
Get the garriagemug. By the use of this phrase to open or close a statement, the user acquires or asserts a pleasant, folksy authority. Sometimes paired with "boy" for added authority and folksiness (see example).
Frequent famous users include Cris Collinsworth and Hank Hill.
Frequent famous users include Cris Collinsworth and Hank Hill.
"Boy, that was a heck of a down field block by Michael Vick, I tell you what."
"I tell you what, the Seattle Seahawks came here to play tonight."
"I tell you what, the Seattle Seahawks came here to play tonight."
by TebowTime23 February 05, 2012
Get the I tell you whatmug.