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Facebook Philosopher

An individual whose Facebook statuses are often chiched quotes such as "when in doubt, just take the next small step", "make peace with the past so it doesn't screw up the present", or "sometimes its hard to understand, but time tells truth." These give the impression that said Facebook user is wise, when in fact they are merely putting on airs.
A: "Wow, Jeff is pretty deep!"

B: "Nah, he's just a Facebook Philosopher"
by twentyXDsix July 31, 2009
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Going Screensaver

When you notice a coworker spacing out, or dozing off in a meeting.
Check it out, look at Joe. He’s going screensaver.”
by weisneja June 8, 2012
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telephobia

when someone has the fear of talking on the phone.
i would call you but, i have telephobia.
by &Megan; March 17, 2006
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Anxiarrhea

The result of anxiety causing you to have crazy amounts of diarrhea.
This job interview tomorrow morning has given me a case of anxiarrhea.
by Bra Miller November 5, 2010
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DudeBro

A male, ages 18-24, generally of the Caucasian descent, who refers to their acquaintances as "Dude" and/or "Bro" in the same sentence. In this case, the male uses both terms in one sentence. The conversation begins with "Dude" and ends with "Bro", 9 times out of 10.
Douche A: "Dude wassup Bro?"

Douche B: "Bro, I'm straight chillen Dude."

Random Guy: "Look at that fuckin Dudebro!"
by Semaj Raff January 18, 2009
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harmaceutical

A medication FDA approved and released for public consumption by a pharmaceutical company only to be re-called and be the subject of a class-action lawsuit because of its previouslly unreported dangers.
Although the diet pill seemed to facilitate rapid weight loss, it was only when Jack spontaneously developed an extra set of nipples did we suspect the new drug was actually a harmaceutical.
by Jaggsokc November 13, 2010
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are

For people who don't know the word "our"
My friend and I heard Sugar Ray on the way to a party. It made are night.
by Thrash06 September 20, 2006
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