Paper GPS

(n). any non-electronic format used for finding directions.

Examples:

A road atlas, foldout paper road map, handwritten directions, directions printed from free online map Web sites.

Used as a filler during a pause in conversation. Doesn't necessarily mean something complimentary.

Hooking up with someone who you've spoken less than 140 words to.

To "throw up" multiple times on New Year's Eve, typically caused from excessive drinking after the realization that it was yet another sucky year of life.

This happens many times when people see their significant other kissing someone else on the "stroke of 12" during the Midnight hour.

When you are sitting on your couch, feet up on the coffee table, laptop on your lap. 4-10 hours later you are in an entirely prone position with your legs off the edge of the coffee table and your head on the seat cushion. You become completely unresponsive to your surroundings.

Loss of peripheral vision, amnesia, severely reduced motor function ability, and drooling with one eye closed are common symptoms.

Used in an argument to admit that you are wrong without admitting it so the argument is over.

A paid assassin who "fixes" a problem, i.e., offs someone who has been causing trouble for the person paying the assassin.