Urban Dictionary

The forced smile that a person in a spotlighted position adopts in reaction to an opponent's attack during a verbal spar as a way to save face in front of an audience and to keep the mood seemingly friendly.

v. to pleasure oneself through use of an Apple product

One who does not possess the enzymes necessary to digest gluten, a main ingredient in wheat products. One who is "glutarded" must only eat gluten-free foods, such as water, tofu, and air.

When television shows you unpleasant images without any warning.

Images that should not be shown at the lunch hour when people are eating.
Things that you cannot 'unsee'.

An otherwise normal photo that has been ruined or spoiled by someone who was not supposed to be in the photograph.

The one or two people who insist on going up a stairway or down a stairway (usually after a train arrives at a subway stop) while all the people leaving the train are going in the opposite direction.

A business acronym standing for "We're fucked it's over"