Playing the popular online game Words With Friends....while going to the bathroom.

An interjection commonly used after making a witty joke at someone else's expense while they are present.

The cost associated with engaging in any form state sanctioned of long odds gambling, i.e. playing the lottery.

The amount of time it takes an Apple product to get old, from the day it is purchased. An Apple Year is usually less than one month, although it depends based on the product

One who gets so high that he or she begins to speak in a foreign language.

Glamorous camping. Satisfying your craving for the outdoors and your penchant for a good meal, nice glass of wine, and a comfortable bed.

Similar to sleep apnea, though a patient continually wakes themselves up due to the severity of their fart.