The sensation one feels in their hand or hands after extensive play on video games. The hand feels cramped and strained and jokingly takes on the appearance of a claw.

Someone with low personal hygiene, ie. avoids using soap; doesn't wash.

iPause: The period of time between when the light turns green and the driver in the front of the line of cars looks up from his iPod or iPhone and pulls away from the light. This is usually preceded by the person behind them honking their horn.

A unit of time ranging in value from one realtime minute to several hours.

A man who strives to be a Sugar Daddy but just doesn't have the funds to pull it off.

A phrase usually uttered before a terrible idea.

Every hipster's favorite way to make it look like they take really classy pictures when really they are still using their phones. Yeah, you might look really cute/old school/vintage/retro, but it's still a cell phone picture.