christmas eve eve

December 23rd, the day before Christmas eve.

In order to avoid the Christmas eve rush, everybody does their last minute Christmas shopping on Christmas eve eve, the result being that December 23rd is the busiest shopping day of the year.
I never realised the insanity of Christmas eve eve until I worked in retail.
by Darth Ridley December 23, 2006
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Holiday Eve

The day before a company holiday when employees are inclined to do as little work as possible.
Bob: "Rick, can you get me the TPP report today?"
Rick: "No, not today. Today is Holiday Eve and I'm not trying to do a lot of work today. Maybe next week."
by HK All Day December 23, 2010
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classic as fuck

Something that is extremely timeless and will never get old.
Duder 1: "Ha ha I can't believe he stepped on that burning bag full of dog shit."

Duder 2: "I know, that trick is classic as fuck."

Duder 1: "All right, let's go, we got 15 more houses to hit."
by westfalia December 21, 2009
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nowhere story

A tale or recount of an event or events that doesn't ever reach a particular point or meaning.
Duder 1: "So the other day I went into Foot Locker and saw a girl working there so I thought it was Lady Foot Locker, but it turns out it wasn't."

Duder 2: "Wow dude, thanks for that nowhere story."
by westfalia December 16, 2009
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Computer

"oh no, the computer broke, i ejaculated all over the keyboard"
by Anonymous February 23, 2003
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data encraption

The process which occurs when a computer or other electronic device corrupts files.
Our server at work got hit and now none of my files will open thanks to data encraption.
by Entropy156 June 22, 2010
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Overjaculation

When you masturbate so much that when you try to do so again, all that comes out is a puff of smoke; a general fatigue of the genitals.
"I had a mean chicken-beating marathon all day yesterday and when I tried to rub one out this morning, I failed miserably; It seems I have, once again, been the victim of overjaculation."
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