pocket pool

To stick your hand in your pocket and scratch your balls.
"Hey, man, that girl's lookin' at you -- you better stop playin' pocket pool!"
by The Doctor December 12, 2004
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Business Casualty

When someone wears business casual and it looks horrible.
The long dressy skirt and polo didn't look good together, it was a business casualty and tucking it in didn't make it look any better.
by MyAccount September 29, 2011
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Shmacked

To be so drunk or so high to the point of not being able to function.
"Man I was so shmacked last night I couldn't even say George Washington."

"I'm shmacked!"
by 12368kyl October 11, 2009
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malapoopism

an act or habit of misusing words ridiculously, esp. by the confusion of words that illustrate that you are full of crap.
"All human beings begin their life as feces," is one of Bush's most famous malapoopisms.
by Thann January 21, 2007
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pronoun panic

The state of embarrassed backpedaling following the accidental revelation of a party's gender through the use of a gender-specific pronoun. This slip abruptly ends a series of either gender-neutral phrasings or "pronoun lies." Generally leads to an ineffective self-correction, as there is no further lie that can provide a save. Restricted to certain languages, depending on the grammar of gender.
Pronoun panic interrupting gender neutrality:
Brittany: I just found out that it was one of our parents -- I'm not saying which -- who hit Fluffy yesterday, not a neighbor. They were on the phone while pulling out of the driveway and they weren't paying attention. But he feels so...I mean, THEY feel...
Brad: AHH I can't believe Dad killed Fluffy!

...and interrupting a lie:
Mark: Oh, you're going to Paris? My girlfriend and I went last summer and it was so romantic. She's fluent in French and she's always wanted to go, so I saved up and surprised her for her birthday. What great memories...one night, I took him -- HER...
Bill: Mark, we all know you're gay.
by atds November 14, 2009
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carthritis

Condition suffered by a car, where seemingly painful inflammation and stiffness of the joints can cause groaning in parts of the car that normally make no noise,
It's 2 degrees outside. My car started, but when I turn the wheel, there is this crunchy, groaning sound. I think my car may have carthritis.
by shawnblog January 28, 2009
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powerstreaming

Watching several episodes of a TV show in a row, usually from an online streaming service. This can be done over several evenings, or a marathon weekend.
I missed the first three seasons of Mad Men, so I spent the past two weekends powerstreaming all the episodes in order to be up to date for the premiere of season four later this month.
by carthobock February 19, 2012
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