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"Absence makes the heart grow fonder". When a couple haven't seen each other for a while, the next time they meet is going to be their hornymoon.
Wife: I missed you so much when you were in Germany. Good to have you back. It feels like honeymoon again.
Husband: Yeah, 5 times last night. Now it's more like hornymoon.
Husband: Yeah, 5 times last night. Now it's more like hornymoon.
by Nomanches October 24, 2012
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Every time I put my garbage outside in the garbage can, my dog knocks the can over to eat the garbage inside. I never see him eat anything but the garbage, he must be a Garbivore.
by Chris Ulrickson December 14, 2008
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person behind him: What the fuck?! You just walk blocked me! Damn walk blocker.
person behind him: What the fuck?! You just walk blocked me! Damn walk blocker.
by edesia April 26, 2009
Get the Walk blocker mug.The condition that a person who goes "blah blah blah" suffers from.
Acute verbosity, manifested in meaningless blabber.
Acute verbosity, manifested in meaningless blabber.
"After girls-night, she invariably comes back with home a blabber infection. I cannot get her to stop talking"
by the_saurus October 20, 2012
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by raggedyanndy November 9, 2011
Get the Trigger warning mug."If you say you're for equal pay for equal work, but you keep refusing to say whether or not you'd sign a bill that protects equal pay for equal work -- you might have Romnesia."
"Man, I think I have Romnesia. I went out last night and when I woke up this morning, my dog was strapped to the roof of my car. No clue how it got up there."
"Man, I think I have Romnesia. I went out last night and when I woke up this morning, my dog was strapped to the roof of my car. No clue how it got up there."
by SeamusRomney October 19, 2012
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Check out his Sneeze Freeze. Take cover, it's going to be a BIG one!
Dude, you have an extreme squishy face you're sneeze freezing!
Bob: You were going to sneeze but it got away, huh?
Dave: How did you know?
Bob: I saw your sneeze freeze.
Dude, you have an extreme squishy face you're sneeze freezing!
Bob: You were going to sneeze but it got away, huh?
Dave: How did you know?
Bob: I saw your sneeze freeze.
by Jack Chau January 27, 2011
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