Urban Dictionary
when someone asserts their dominance over you in a handshake by grabbing your fingers before you have a chance to get a proper grip
Jonah: So man, how did that job interview go?
Heath: Well I felt pretty good going into it, but then I got handshake raped by the interviewer and it all went downhill from there.
Heath: Well I felt pretty good going into it, but then I got handshake raped by the interviewer and it all went downhill from there.
by Ginger Balls 69 December 23, 2011
Get the handshake rapemug. by My Milkshake July 8, 2009
Get the girl woodmug. Paraphrased from the show: "Dude...you are fully torqued right now!" "Well yeah! I was about to have sex with that chick!"
by TallyMcSky April 27, 2011
Get the torquedmug. a 20-30 something with really bad taste in food that thinks they can discern the nuances in fine wine and cheese ETC and writes a useless review on Yelp.
by coocoomike March 1, 2009
Get the yelpiemug. Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Cher and Madonna don't have one, and the Pope has one but doesn't use it.
by Mike the Ekim October 9, 2005
Get the last namemug. by Supernothing May 29, 2010
Get the Zombie Apocalpysemug. Coined by comedian Christopher Titus, first date arm occurs when a man is taking a girl on a first date. While his arm is on the armrest he will flex it as hard as he can. That way, just in case she brushes up against him, she will think "Oh my god, he's spun steel". The resulting tired arm is called, first date arm.
"Yo bro how'd that date go?"
"It was good man, but I got first date arm really bad."
"Sorry to hear it bro."
"It was good man, but I got first date arm really bad."
"Sorry to hear it bro."
by phobes21 August 31, 2011
Get the First Date Armmug.