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'Hold up, mate. Gotta smash the no armed bandit.'
'If I give you my card, will you bang me a purple out?'
'Yeah, no worries.'
'Cheers boss.'
'In a while, paedophile.'
'Hold up, mate. Gotta smash the no armed bandit.'
'If I give you my card, will you bang me a purple out?'
'Yeah, no worries.'
'Cheers boss.'
'In a while, paedophile.'
by Dexter Us August 3, 2012
Get the No armed bandit mug.A far more severe muffin top where several folds of fat spills over a women's pants creating various nooks and crannies.
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Get the english muffin top mug.The sudden burst of confidence, focus, or creativity one experiences during or immediately following the consumption of coffee/caffeine.
"Holy shit, I’ve never seen Bob give such a good presentation. He on drugs or something?"
"No, but he had a double shot of espresso this morning -- must be coffeedence."
"No, but he had a double shot of espresso this morning -- must be coffeedence."
by wordmaestro August 3, 2012
Get the coffeedence mug.When two people have been hooking up for an extended period of time but neither will acknowledge the relationship. They like to say they are just friends but spend lots of time just the two of them and sleep together.
Dude 1: I'm busy tonight. Leah and I are going to the movies.
Dude 2: Hanging out with Leah again, huh? How is that girlfriend of yours?
Dude 1: Dude, she is totally NOT my girlfriend. We're just friends.
Dude 2: Bro, you can't bang a girl for 6 months and tell me you're just friends. She is totally your common law girlfriend.
Dude 2: Hanging out with Leah again, huh? How is that girlfriend of yours?
Dude 1: Dude, she is totally NOT my girlfriend. We're just friends.
Dude 2: Bro, you can't bang a girl for 6 months and tell me you're just friends. She is totally your common law girlfriend.
by anonymous7787 August 3, 2012
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