Dreamathon

The act of hitting the snooze button over and over again and having a different dream every time you fall asleep.
I set my snooze for every ten minutes so I can have plenty of dreams in my dreamathon
by aMarkyMarka July 04, 2012
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insomnia dyslexia

1. When you are so tired, everything you say or type comes out misspelled, or as nonsense.

2. When lack of sleep prevents you from generating a coherent sentence in conversation.
on surfin' bird
1. Are you aware that the word is the bird?

ugh.. I meant bird is the word*

Sorry, I'm having insomnia dyslexia tonight.

2. rotlf, lamo
Damnit, I'm a moron. I can't spell tonight; blame my insomnia dyslexia.
by Joy Rising April 22, 2010
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poor man's limo

any public transportation (bus, train, subway, metro) where you are the ONLY person getting a ride
I rode the poor man's limo home today.

For the second time this month I got the poor man's limo to take me home.
by ewensa July 03, 2012
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Ann Curry'd

1. Fired without merit or reason

2. Being let go from a job unexpectedly.
We got Ann Curry'd from our job, but its cool we got that unemployment doe!
by dontlollygag July 02, 2012
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Pintervention

When an intervention is needed to drag your wife off pintrest.
This is the 25th day in a row, it's time for a pintervention.
by AUB_JT October 10, 2011
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Freedom Fondle

The honor of being screened by the TSA at airport security.
Tom- I feel so patriotic today, I received a Freedom Fondle at the airport today.
Susan -I can't wait to get mine over Thanksgiving!
by Fruitfulfourths November 22, 2010
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fronting

Acting like you are more, or you have more than what really exists.
Casey drove around the rented car acting like it was hers. She was straight fronting.
by Stacy November 14, 2002
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