Cyclops date

A date with someone you've met over the internet; it's not quite a blind date because you've seen their photo, chatted with them and possibly talked to them on the phone.
I have a cyclops date tonight at 8. Text me at 8:20 so I have an excuse to bail if it sucks.
by maxinca February 26, 2012
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panda eyes

Someone who has had a lack of sleep, resulting in dark circles under their eyes.

Someone who, as a result of too much marajuana, has dark circles under their eyes
1. James was so tired, after only 2hours sleep last night, he has panda eyes.

2. Dude, how stoned are you, you have massive panda eyes
by Mil0 May 16, 2007
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hang under

When you havent had too much to drink the night before, and instead of ruining your morning, the restful sleep makes you feel better than normal when you wake up.
Yeah I just had 2 beers last night and went to sleep at ten, woke up with a great hang under.
by tmeador May 31, 2008
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shower fluffer

when one's spouse or roommate takes the first shower of the day and gets the hot water running so for your shower the availability of hot water is immediate.
I love it when my wife is the first one up and is my shower fluffer. I don't have to wait for the hot water to kick in.
by Drewtopia February 12, 2009
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Moms

A respectful term for a parent (maternal), the supplement to pops
"Chris clean yo got damn room mother fucker"-Mother

"Quit sweatin me moms!"-Chris
by Lukeism May 18, 2010
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Smellucination

To 'smellucinate' - to imagine a smell that isn't actually there, as if to 'hallucinate'.
To experience a 'smellucination'.
"I thought I could smell weed, but it seems I was just smellucinating".
"I had a smellucination".
by Glennyboy August 02, 2007
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yellow carded

When a person does not wash their hands after urinating they receive a yellow card. Similar to a warning in sports.
Brent got yellow carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn't wash after whizzing.
by rpetras June 10, 2008
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