You look tired

Showed up real early at a swim meet the other day, this guy says, "you look tired". What he meant to say was, "you look like shit".
by 713hdj August 25, 2011
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intensive porpoises

1) malapropism for 'intents and purposes'

2) seriously determined and focused aquatic mammals, dangerous to sharks
For all intensive porpoises, whiskey and vodka will both mess you up in a similar manner if you drink enough
by ichi_san February 23, 2012
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Seis de Mayo

the 6th of May - a special holiday, devoted to nursing hangovers and otherwise dealing with the consequences of Cinco de Mayo
Tom: "Hey Dave, why didn't you show up for work yesterday?"
Dave: "It was May 6th, remember?"
Tom: "Duuude, you were so wasted on Cinco de Mayo- you downed like a full bottle of tequila! That must've been a killer hangover!"
Dave: "That's what why we have Seis de Mayo and aspirin."
by dbierman May 07, 2010
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Drinko de Mayo

Drinko de Mayo is the great Mexican holiday which falls during the month of May. This holliday is not held to any schedule like the ever so regulated "Cinco de Mayo", or May 5th in our native English tongue. Drinko de Mayo is the holiday that celebrates the consumption of copius amounts of Tequila, by men women and children alike. This holiday is often attended by college students on or around finals, and wearing a sombrero is not required, but is generally preferred.
Finals??? On Drinko de Mayo??? WTF man?!

"Are you guys going out tonight?"
"Hells yeah, I got a handle of Cuervo, its Drinko de Mayo, Baby!!!!"
by J-LEW#99 May 03, 2010
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Tired Tears

The constant stream of tears you produce when you're extremely tired and need some sleep.
I knew that I really needed to go to bed because of all of my tired tears.
by seashells1221 January 05, 2012
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Charlie Foxtrot

n.
Phonetics for Cluster-Fuck
"This is a real Charlie Foxtrot assignment."
by Lionel Mandrake January 22, 2004
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Gaming Claw

The sensation one feels in their hand or hands after extensive play on video games. The hand feels cramped and strained and jokingly takes on the appearance of a claw.
oh man, i've been playing guitar hero 3 so much i've got gaming claw
by Kraykan April 20, 2008
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