point of no return

when someone is so close to orgasm that he or she cannot stop having sex/masturbating, regardless of the circumstances

"I heard my roommate coming up the stairs, but I was already at the point of no return so he opened the door just in time to see me blow my load all over my desk."

by kotero January 14, 2007

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laugh

A smile having an orgasm.

Dude1: Oh dude look at that smile it's totally orgasming
Dude2: That's called a laugh...

by Brenden H October 22, 2006

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Reverse Cock Block

A repulsive individual that you typically encounter at a night club that makes aggressive advances towards unwilling women. As a result, the girls start clinging to you, and leads to a hook up.

Those guidos were so grinding up on every girl at Webster Hall. A cute girl gravitated towards me and we ended up hooking up. Who would have guessed those creeps would have been a reverse cock block.

by dhun August 29, 2012

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Landmass

The area of land between New Orleans and Mobile, as referenced during Hurricane Isaac coverage by The Weather Channel. Also known as Mississippi.

Substitute the word Landmass or Mass for the State of Mississippi in anything, especially in a good meme. Ole Mass. Landmassians. University of Southern Landmass. Post it online. Sell t-shirts.

by jeffd82 August 29, 2012

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Scroll Shock

Verb.

When casually browsing a web page and scrolling down you come across a picture that you had no intention or want to view.

Jack, with tissue in hand: “O hell yeah, this whore at the top of the page is HOT!!! Let me just scroll down and see what else this wonderful site has to show.

scrolling...

scrolling...

"Midget Tranny Porn.jpg"

Jack: “OH MY GOD NO!!!!! MY EYES!"

*throws monitor from desk.

Scroll Shock strikes again.

by Truthzor August 28, 2012

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