Russian Doll present

When you receive a gift that's been wrapped multiple times, causing you to rip away layer after layer of paper and wondering when it will finally stop while the person who gave it to you looks on with a sadistic grin. Funny the first couple of layers, but can get quite tiring soon.

Guy: Merry Christmas. *gives a huge box*
Girl: Omg, I can't wait to open it!! *starts to unwrap present*
Guy: *smiles*
(half an hour later)
Girl: I can't believe you gave me a Russian Doll present. I already unwrapped 32 layers and I'm still not close to my present!! I'm tired. *throws box at Guy's head and leaves*
Guy: But I got you a ring!!

by BlueOrchid January 6, 2007

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stoplight stagger

That way you stagger your car at a stoplight so that your window isn't lined up directly with the car next to you so as to avoid awkward eye contact and/or open-window singalongs.

I was sure to do the stoplight stagger so that guy next to me wouldn't hear me singing along with Justin Bieber.

by sixpence June 5, 2012

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Holiday Package Anxiety

Freaking-out over that special online purchase that's supposed to be delivered before Christmas.

Husband: Why are you so on the edge this week? And what's up with the rash on your arms?

Wife: I'm waiting for Suzy's Christmas Gift to be delivered. I think I have HPA - Holiday Package Anxiety. According to Fed Ex, it's been in Philadelphia for 4 days. I knew I should have purchased her gift on Black Friday!

by Mike Misquez December 19, 2011

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Seagull Management

The seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything then flies off again leaving a big mess behind

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

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floor sample

Food that has fallen to the floor that you pick up and eat anyway

Chase was making a ham sandwich in the kitchen one sunny afternoon. Clumsily, he dropped a slice of ham on the floor, but picked it up remembering the 3-second rule, exclaiming "floor sample!". His mother shuddered with disgust.

by Titan McFoley December 3, 2012

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