Noun. A condition wherein a social media user or person having a conversation via text is unable to determine whether a remark and set of remarks is intended to be sarcastic, or in which the context or tone may be misconstrued, without the use of aides such as "lol" or a select set of emoticons, thus rendering them socially inept with regard to such mediums.
"I got in a huge fight with Sara over Facebook because my Textpergers was acting up and I thought she was joking about her cat dying. She wasn't."
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You can be either the giver or a recipient of an elevator surprise.
You can be either the giver or a recipient of an elevator surprise.
I left an elevator surprise so bad that when I called the elevator back I can still smell my own farts.
I was the victim of an elevator surprise. It smelled like egg flavored strudel.
I was the victim of an elevator surprise. It smelled like egg flavored strudel.
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Get the Elevator surprise mug.1. The other day I was internetting, and I found a video of a dolphin taking a bong rip.
2. Bro, do you even internet?
2. Bro, do you even internet?
by Heisenberg's Pimp April 29, 2014
Get the Internetting mug.rhetorical question used by teenagers. "turn up" is the act of getting drunk and high and being reckless so "turn down" would mean sobering up. turn down for what is really saying i am fucked up and will continue to be all night no matter what. the only appropriate answer to this question would be "nothing"
Johnny: turn down for what ?!
Ben: The cops and my dad.
Johnny: You're a pussy! TURN DOWN FOR NOTHING
Ben: The cops and my dad.
Johnny: You're a pussy! TURN DOWN FOR NOTHING
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Get the turn down for what mug.1. The act of having a two girlfriends at the same time without them knowing about eachother
2. When a girl tries to start a relationship with a man she knows is in a committed relationship
2. When a girl tries to start a relationship with a man she knows is in a committed relationship
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Bro: Who is jake dating, Tara or Ashley
Bartender: both, he's sidebitching
2.
Donna: why are you chasing jake if he has a girlfriend
Tracey: I don't know, I'm just sidebitching
Bro: Who is jake dating, Tara or Ashley
Bartender: both, he's sidebitching
2.
Donna: why are you chasing jake if he has a girlfriend
Tracey: I don't know, I'm just sidebitching
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Reporter: Ms. Stiviano, Do you consider yourself to be Donald Sterling's Girlfriend.
Ms. Stiviano: No, I was his Archivist.
Ms. Stiviano: No, I was his Archivist.
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The God of Sharkology is "Jaws" from the also-named movie series about the famous overpowering shark. Sharkologists have compared its movies to the Bible in the sense that the members of this religious assemblage studies it and takes meaning from different parts and sections to influence their own lives.
The God of Sharkology is "Jaws" from the also-named movie series about the famous overpowering shark. Sharkologists have compared its movies to the Bible in the sense that the members of this religious assemblage studies it and takes meaning from different parts and sections to influence their own lives.
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