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text tease 

someone that sends you a text message prompting a response and then leaves you hanging.
"Dont be such a text tease, who are you to just text me once and leave me with a text hard on."
text tease by Killapimpin' March 6, 2009

text tease 

A girl that gives you blue balls over text, and never actually does anything sexual with the boy. only teasing them and getting their hopes up.
text tease: I'm coming over now to fuck your brains out
boy: ok, when?
text tease: not right now, im busy. maybe later
text tease by IJTB December 26, 2010

text-tease 

(n.) a person who leads someone on via text message, but never follows through in person.
Guy 1: Last night I was texting that chick from the bar and she was all sorts of coming on to me, but when I met her this afternoon she acted like nothing happened.

Guy 2: What a text-tease!
text-tease by memsy December 17, 2008

Text Tease 

Someone who continuously sends sexual innuendoes but has no follow through.
Dawn & Tracey text tease to Stan:

Do you want us to toss your salad tonight?
Text Tease by Text Teaser May 16, 2009

Text tease 

Whenever you receive a text from someone you are interested in talking to, and you reply then never get a text back.
"Oh man Bob, Katie is such a Text tease , she sent me a hot message and i replied but never got a response back!"
Text tease by Sexy Potato January 17, 2012

Textual Tease 

When someone txts you first but doesn't respond after the initial txt until the next day when they repeat this annoying habit.
Textual Tease: Heyy! :)

You: Hey:) What's up?!

(20 minutes later)

You: ???

(Nexy Day)

Textual Tease: Hey cutie!

You: Hi whats up
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