straight money

Someone/something that can ALWAYS be counted on for whatever...wherever...whenever.
If Joe said he's take care of it...then consider it taken care of. The dude is straight money.
by JRock Hermani February 24, 2014
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business slutty

It is a certain type of dress code in modern offices. People who adhere to such a dress code usually dress in business wear but it is either revealing, tight or otherwise borderline inappropriate. Note that this is not limited to women; men who decide to put on super-tight button-down shirts and pants can also be listed in this category.
"Mary is totally dressed business slutty; look at her hemline", said Mark who is wearing a super tight shirt that has buttons which seem to be a wrong move away from flying off.
by Plowenstein February 23, 2014
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will advise

I am working on the Alabama case files right now, and will have them on your desk by 4pm, unless you call me into another meeting about the break room microwave again.
Will Advise.
by Disgruntled Co-Worker February 21, 2014
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just ducky

Calm on the surface, paddling like crazy beneath.
When asked how you're doing, "just ducky" is a sarcastic way of saying everything is fine.
by quail58 February 21, 2014
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postboned

When someone is running late because of an unscheduled sexual encounter
"They were supposed to be here like an hour ago, what gives?"
"I bet they got postboned"
by qwertys February 22, 2014
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Alabama Hot Tub

When a person or group of people line the bed of a pickup truck with a tarp, fill it with water, and relax in it.
It's so hot today, I might have to grab a tarp and turn my Chevy into an Alabama Hot Tub.
by cr00d_d00d April 19, 2010
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tex-sex

Having sex with a person from Texas. This word is particularly used for an attractive female considering there are a lot of them in Texas.
Guy 1: Dude I'm going to Texas

Guy 2: Make sure to have lots of Tex-Sex!!
by trotrot0394854 July 08, 2009
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