Wanting to throw your Android device at the wall because it has never performed the way your Apple or Windows device did.
Anne: Ugghhhhhh! My Samsung phone is frozen and won't let me text, AGAIN! I hate this thing. What a waste of money!
Jimmy: Anne, it sounds like you've got a bad case of roid rage. Maybe you should have gotten an iPhone.
Jimmy: Anne, it sounds like you've got a bad case of roid rage. Maybe you should have gotten an iPhone.
by StupidYouInAShoe March 08, 2014
"Thank you for carrying in the couch for me; you're such a great aquaintance!"
"Ooohhh! You just got aquaintance zoned!"
"Ooohhh! You just got aquaintance zoned!"
by The Incredible Introvert March 10, 2014
Boy: Damn, that girl's back goes straight down to her thighs. That's a Pluto booty if I've ever seen one!
by R3BRTH March 09, 2014
A group selfie; a picture one takes with themselves and many others in the photo. One takes an usie to be silly with friends and have fun taking random pictures of themselves.
by teamimperiumsbest July 13, 2013
1) A female who think she ain't gotta give up ass to keep a man
2) A basic bitch goes to the library to check her facebook
3)A basic bitch has 2 kids and both of them are JR's
2) A basic bitch goes to the library to check her facebook
3)A basic bitch has 2 kids and both of them are JR's
by Meeks901 July 10, 2009
Make sure you put a full length mirror near your bathroom so you can take full advantage of your morning-skinny
by le Dilley March 21, 2011
When someone is so obsessed by April Fools, they don't trust anyone and don't believe in anything on that day.
-Hey man, wanna go see a movie tomorrow?
-Haha, I see what you did there, you almost had me!
-Dude, stop with this April Fools paranoia, I'm serious!
-Haha, I see what you did there, you almost had me!
-Dude, stop with this April Fools paranoia, I'm serious!
by original nick April 01, 2013