Sneizure

1. Sneezing so violently it causes you to shake, making it look like you are also having a seizure.

2. Sneezing and having a seizure at the same time.

I move a lot when I sneeze and it looks like I'm also having a seizure.

That sneeze was a sneizure.

by Neith January 31, 2011

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urban renaissance man

a man with all the necessary characteristics and qualities to be complete. consisting of:
the smooth talking and 'make you feel good' skills of the player
the sexual pleasing abilities and protection of the parolee
to satisfy financially and be profitable like the professional
and to be sweet and caring and giving like the pushover

origin-
whereabouts are unknown as they are the hardest men to find.

Katherine: I want an urban renaissance man
Stephanie: Yea, so he can love me right .. in EVERY way ;

by stephanie villeda June 26, 2007

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tab management

similar to time management; the ability to manage your tabs before they inundate the top of your browser and make it annoying to switch tabs

Matt: Ugh, I open a new window and before I know it, I have 10 tabs open.

Johan: Learn tab management, friend!

by Rozan January 28, 2014

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1961

The last year to appear the same upside down as it did right side up. 2002 would do so on a calculator, but that technically is outside the limits of this distinction.

I was born some time after 1961.

by Diggity Monkeez January 5, 2005

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yolomawmit

Abbreviation for: you only live once, might as well make it tasty

A phrase used as a means to rationalize an inhumanely high intake of unhealthy but delicious foods or beverages: cake, ice cream, any 'all-you-can-eat' restaurant meal, etc...

Fatass 1: "Dude, you know ihop has ayce pancakes now?"
Fatass 2: "Oh god... we shouldn't... but... yolomawmit."

by mawmitqueen February 3, 2014

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