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ham sandwich

The ham sandwich can be invoked as a defense for someone who feels wrongfully accused. This comes from the saying that a good prosecutor could indict a ham sandwich, thereby pointing out that one should not presume the indicted is guilty.
Tom Delay, a congressional majority leader in the United States, was indicted on ethics violations. His colleagues came to his defense by invoking the "ham sandwich" defense. This defense became well known when Delay defender Senator Mike Rodgers confused the public by misusing the phrase when he said "... any attorney knows you can get an indictment with a ham sandwich." Obviously he meant "against a ham sandwich."
by Mitch Monmouth August 27, 2005
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driving the bus

To unintentionally drive a common route. To turn on the mental autopilot and arrive toward a location other than your desired destination. For example, if you set out to drive to the store, but after a few minutes find that you are halfway to your place of work.
If I'm not careful, I end up driving the bus to work on Saturday mornings.
by Don G August 22, 2005
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note to crowd

A phrase used to attract attention to a fact or piece of information to the room at large, everyone in the area or around you etc. Derived from note to self, except that it serves as a reminder/informer of information to a group of people instead of the speaker alone.
1:(at a bar)Note to crowd, it's danny's round.
2:(at home with family)Note to crowd, there's no hot water left.
3:(at the office) Note to crowd, the printer is out of toner.
4:(to imaginary freinds)Note to crowd, someone drank all the beer.
by Stevie RC August 14, 2005
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Cubular

Cubular describes anything which is "cool" in a "business-geek" office-context. Often used ironically. This is a term derived from "cubicle" and the surf-slang "tubular."
The latest Blackberry; a new flat-panel display; highly effective CRM software; an entertaining web site; the latest designer cubicle-space or office furniture: all these things are "cubular."
by James Barringer August 25, 2005
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babysit

To pay little or no attention to your alcoholic beverage, letting it sit idle, while you pretend to nurse it.
Hey Nick, you getting paid to babysit that beer? Need a nipple?
by Walker Kellogg August 21, 2005
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alphabet boys

a slang term for federal government law enforcement agencies such as the FBI, ATF, and IRS.
yo dog, i'm so smooth even those alphabet boys can't stop a nigga!
by vespa62GS August 13, 2005
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sticks

Crayons, usually a classic crayola 8 pack
Yo I'm packin mad sticks, imma put down mad wax in a minute.
by veejay June 11, 2005
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