compulsive highlighter

A person who, when reading text on a computer screen, cannot help but constantly select, deselect, and reselect the text.

This highlighting ranges from constantly clicking the text at random, highlighting the words as they are read, or highlighting the words as a bookmark to stay on track.
Jimmy is a compulsive highlighter; he constantly clicks at his computer screen even while he's just reading!
by pavementphases February 24, 2011
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nexterday

I have to go to a meeting nexterday
by Betaglion February 24, 2011
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Easter Bunny

An exceptionally large lagomorph that died for our sins (or was that wordJesus/word?) and, during the month of April, delivers delectable candy treats to all the good little Gentile boys and girls of the world.
On Easter’s Eve, the Easter Bunny arises from his tomb to spread good tidings and tooth-rotting chocolate Christ statuettes to all.
by Dolphin_X April 18, 2003
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selfie stick

1. a selfie stick
2. slang for one's own johnson
The Louvre has banned the selfie stick.
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Memeophobia

A distinct, 21st century fear that a photograph or video posted on a social network medium will go viral and you will forever be immortalized in internet infamy.
Anthony, don't post that picture, you know I have memeophobia! I'm afraid to become a meme!
by sunsetblvd March 28, 2015
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0.8 Direction

Yo, did you hear Zayn quit 1D?!

Holy shit, really? We're calling them 0.8 Direction from now on!!
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Trying for a baby

A excuse usuallyused by young married couples so they can fuck a lot.
Jack and Erin claim they are trying for a baby but I'm pretty sure they are using that as an excuse to fuck 24/7.
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