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Starfish

When you get so high you are spread out and stuck to your bed like a starfish.
"Haley got so high from that Lasagna bowl that she starfished in the car and didn't even make it to Taco Bell" "Gordon is always the first to Starfish"
by onefortysix November 3, 2015
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plump girls

Ladies that are over 380 and are very confident about their weight.
Did you see those nice plump girls over there at the club?
by bigladylover123 November 3, 2015
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Luckfully

Adj/verb: thankfully lucky
Luckfully that cop pulled someone else over
by Sleeper ninja November 5, 2015
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phone girlfriend

Girl you sext and share sexual pics and conversations with
I sat up with my phone girlfriend all night and now I have blueballs
by House man2 November 3, 2015
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Headphone Zombie

When someone is wearing headphones and is completely unresponsive to the outside world. Headphone zombies often travel in packs, but rarely communicate or associate with one another. It is not yet determined whether they feed on brains or popular music, or both.
I drove through the University and nearly hit a pack of J-walking headphone zombies
by King_of_Tots November 3, 2015
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gods bra

"She said she was wearing Gods Bra and then I saw her nipples"

1st guy: " Those girls are having a Gods Bra party"
2nd guy: "Let's crash it!"
by AlmightyLee November 3, 2015
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shamefuck

The person you're compelled to fuck, even though they're not the hottest/sexiest/smartest or clever or remotely appealing to most people.
The guy is a pig. He's stupid and repulsive. I can't keep my hands off him. I don't know why I want him. He is my shamefuck.
by Fifi Forgetmenott April 24, 2009
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