bathroom buckshot

The act of having explosive diarrhea in close proximity to a toilet which results in fecal matter splatter on said toilet and nearby areas. Fecal matter splatter resembles the pattern of buckshot or birdshot. Usually associated with Radar Ass or Radar Butt.

Antonym: Immaculate Defecation
Guy 1 - Dude, I had such bad ED that I barely pulled down my pants and BAAMM. Bathroom Buckshot.
Guy 2 - Nasty, good thing we are at White Castle.
by 2Black2Strong May 27, 2014
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Living in sin with a safety pin.
by CLB May 06, 2004
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thirst trapping

The act of looking very attractive to the opposing gender to lead them on to rejection
"Bruh did you see that pic lil junt posted on IG with them lil shorts" yehhh mane she thirst trapping.. Knowing she has a boyfriend
by D1Gillespie July 20, 2014
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fling cleaning

(n.) when a bro cleans his room solely because he thinks he might be getting laid that night.
Guy 1- "Yo, dude, you trying to play Call of Duty?"
Guy 2- "Nah man, I gotta get my room cleaned up."
Guy 1- "You gay dude?"
Guy 2- "Bro, Cindy might be in town tonight!"
Guy 1- "Ah, a little fling cleaning, I see. Well, carry on!"
by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011
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Accidental Incest

Having a realistic wet dream to wake up to hearing your parents having sex in the other room.
by Nigbiscuitmcmuffin January 16, 2015
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wombmates

A pair of twins that subsequently go on to live as roommates.
We figured since we managed to get along so well in such a small space for 9 months, it would be easy to become wombmates again.
by rockingyourdime June 09, 2009
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Costcop

the Costco worker who checks your receipt as you leave
Costcops pretend to confirm what you've bought.
by Ae5Ea8 February 07, 2015
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