Some plants are oxyphyllous.

"I walk into my friends house and found her finger doodling her self .

Mom: Lester stop interrupting, it's rude.

Son: what's wrong with it? You don't have anything meaningful to say to people of our generation.

Mom: I don't like this new medicine you digest so well lately. improve your vocabulary and speak to me comme du monde.

Anushrita

Who brought this cactus smuggler to the party.

"Dude, that chaps running has gone all springy!!!"