jack stott

A smell so horrific, it can cause death to anyone who inhales it. The word originates from a rather large male from the North East of England.

The word can also be used to describe an obese, friendless person who is bad in bed.

Example 1:

"Bloody hell mate, what's that smell?"

"I'm not sure, but it's smells like Jack Stott's in the room"

Example 2:

"Christ, I met this girl last night and she was a right Jack Stott"

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Jack

Jack is a person

Jack is a fucking slutty whore

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baby fever

When a girl starts feeling a strong desire to have a baby, possibly to the point of obsession.

"Ever since spending so much time with her new baby niece, Athena has baby fever."

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Wrennessy

1.) A slang nick-name for Wren, based off of the popular hood classic cognac brand “Hennessy”.

2.) A widely known Russian/Serbian-American girl located somewhere in the Midwest with the signature long black hair, fair skin, a terrible family, and 50,000 dudes trying to get with her at all times. Primarily known for being classically attractive with mean sex appeal. Soothing voice. Seemingly all right qualities you’d desire in a mail order bride. Though is rumored to be quite difficult to get close with, and has deep seated intimacy issues.

3.) A silly nickname given to Wren during her drunk phase that stuck. Also can be used as a pet name, by suitors and friends alike!

4.) A backup stripper name in the event of Wren losing all inhibitions and morals.

5.) Wren’s confidence enthusing name/alter ego (corny)

6.) It just rhymed and it fit. Who fuckin’ knows. She’s a good person. I’m just talking’ shit.

(generic female friend name): “What you wearing tonight, babe?”

(Wren): -walking out in formfitting red dress and heels- “This, I guess.”

(generic female friend name): “girl, you a whole WRENNESSY in that shit tonight! You killing it in that”

(Wren): “No way!!!! But thank you!” -exuding with more confidence-

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Twatter

What the social media platform Twitter should be actually named. A mass group of Twats talking shite endlessly and thinking of themselves as modern-day Aristotles.

Mac was going to go on Twatter but realised he had a life and so closed the laptop and went out and met the world with a smile.

Twatter by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017