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Latest bullshit offering from septic firm Maybelline, makeup for eyebrows. Specifically intended for silly bitches suffering from acute princess syndrome leaving them with something over their eyes that looks like cross between a rat’s turd and a dead caterpillar.
“Have you seen Maggy’s eyebrows? She’s got more hair there than a gorilla’s armpit!”
“Maybelline browmance.”
Browmance by AKACroatalin May 22, 2017

TENTITUS 

The aftermath of sleeping for one or more nights in a tent alone or otherwise.
I went to Glastonbury this year. The first night of sleeping in the tent, you wake up feeling horrible due to the temperature inside being 1000 degrees.
TENTITUS by Garyaaa July 12, 2005

Phachaus 

People named Phachaus is funny asf when you get to know them.

Phachaus is a short dread-head that like big booty women.
Girl: did you see phachaus short ass in those tight jeans.
Phachaus by Ray condones November 19, 2023
An awesome band that started in the mid-80's. Nu-metal bands (linkin park,korn,limp bizkit) have been ripping off Prong's style for years.
Prong > most anything that has come out since 1990.
Prong by George Costanza January 13, 2004
A hoe
Ur a moncera
moncera by DavidzzzX May 21, 2018

mother in law

an old wrinkly woman who hates you and knows that you're banging her daughter
My mother in law stabbed at my longfellow with a three pronged fork.
mother in law by Muu August 30, 2004
Temporarily or permanently flaccid, said of a man or penis.
I got viagra for my croopy.
Croopy by Toompje January 5, 2018
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