stick-in-the-mud-itis

Typical of college students in long-distance relationships, it is the tendency to want to stay in on weekends with one's significant other rather than going out and enjoying time with friends.

Guy 1: Hey, you want to come out with us tonight? We're going to do crazy college things!
Guy 2: No, I have a lot of work to do...
Guy 1: Bull, that's just an excuse to chat with Suzy. Since when did you come down with stick-in-the-mud-itis?

stick-in-the-mud-itis by djdoogen1984 February 19, 2009

haplo

hey haplo! :D

haplo by psylynt September 6, 2003

Homsar

Bad ass homestar. Looks sucky

Homsar by Jewish April 1, 2003

Me

Me is cool

Me by Greentixxy May 28, 2023

Skylomorphism

Assigning dog-like characteristics to non-dog things.

Hey Abernathy! Even though I drink water from a bowl on the floor, I'm not a vessel for projecting skylomorphism!

Skylomorphism by Riverrobin October 2, 2021

baltic

Freezing ones balls off

It's baltic out here

baltic by Vex November 4, 2003

Kdospapaj

One who views themselves above others, like a narcissist. Always blame external factors for his failure, and never take accountability.

A wild Kdospapaj got humbled hard so he decided to use lag as an excuse to maintain his ego.
Kdospapaj: "kvs my ping bad in here"

Kdospapaj by Coolbaldi124 August 1, 2025

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