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Percussionists 

People who play percussion. Mostly tend to be guys. The most important, talented and smartest section in a band. Have to be able to play multiple instruments (including but not limited to: snare, bass, tympani, cymbal, triangle, tenor, chimes, piano, xylophone, etc.). Usually tend to be very sexy, and have HUGE dicks. A lot of the time are very cocky, are have lots of self confidence, high self esteem, and can be dicks sometimes.
Look at those percussionists, they're SOOO hot and talented
Chelsea's are dirty slags who need who needs to learn that they can't get everything in life by the snap of her fingers and she needs to learn that boys hate her and that they don't fancy her
" I hate Chelsea , she is such a slag".
Chelsea by The Truth teller February 14, 2013
Slang for an uncircumcised penis.
"Oh, my god, look at Toby's clob," said Christian.
clob by Eric98670023 April 22, 2008
Test by Candy Corn.com November 27, 2019

Eyebleach 

A fictional object that a person may refer to after witnessing something extremely unpleasant.
My grandpa just bent over and I saw curry. Pass the eyebleach, please.
Eyebleach by Belunan February 28, 2009
Noun. A slang for a Mormon.

Verb. An act that reflects the person is a mormon.
John: Hey Jack do you wanna go see Saw 2?
Jack: Nah its rated R, I'll just wait till it comes out on clean flicks
John: You morm
morm by Kaleb Sands November 1, 2005
Sexually transmitted disease via internet
Person 1: Im gonna give you an STD.
Person 2: You can't. We aren't even talking irl
Person 1: Then I'll give you an STDVI
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