Alabama goat rope

When you wake up in a Mexican jail cell with your asshole on fire and a failed clown, a masked luchadore, and your 7th grade gym teacher from twenty years ago smile creepily at you.

Marco wakes up confused by his surroundings. MARCO: " Oh my god, I'm in jail and my asshole is on fire." The Failed clown toots his clown horn twice. FAILED CLOWN: "Congratulations... you've just experienced an Alabama goat rope. And you're in Mexico." MARCO: "Is that Mr. Hines, my 7th grade gym teacher? FAILED CLOWN: " Yes, he's the reason for your burning asshole." A masked luchadore squeezes the clown horn. Everyone laughs...except Marco.

Alabama goat rope by Terio Marin June 19, 2016

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#bdp

Baby daddy potential. A man who has the potential to be the father of your children.

Daayyyuuuummm he's totes #bdp!

#bdp by Meltorious April 14, 2015

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Rosehill Night

A Rosehill Night takes epic to a new level. It's a night where anything and everything is possible. It usually includes but is not limited to hanging out with an up-and-coming band, underage drinking, talking to Canadians, checking out boobs, inappropriate jokes in a public place, and wanting french toast. One or two of those in and among itself sounds like fun, but put them all together and you've got yourself a Rosehill Night.

Adam - Man I'll tell you what we're in need of, that's a Rosehill Night!

John - YES! Watch a little music, shoot the bull with people from a foreign country, have more shots than should be legal, and then find a 24 hours breakfast joint!

Blake - A Rosehill Night wouldn't be complete without some fuckin french toast!

Rosehill Night by Hollywood Night October 6, 2012

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Wizard

A person who does magic stuff and knows how to cast spells and whatnot.

Child 1: "Hello good Sir!"
Wizard: "Greetings."
Child 2: "Are you a wizard?"
Wizard (points his wand at Child 1): "Hocus Pocus!"
Child 1(screams then disappears into thin air): "AAH!!!"
Child 2: "Wow!!! So you are a wizard!"

Wizard by idefinestuffyoudontknowabout February 9, 2023

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Looter

In the Internet gaming, a person that steals everything you get, like Monster drops in Maple Story.

Mapler A: *kills black crow*
Black crow: *drops stonethoot sword*
Mapler A: YAY a sonethoot. *runs*
Mapler B: *uses looting program*
*steals Mapler A's stonethoot before mapler A picks it up*
Mapler A: OMG PHUCK YOU PHUCKING LOOTER :(
Mapler B: I'm so fly, i liek to l00t. l0l!

Looter by Mr. Mapler A. October 12, 2008

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Bonsai Kitty

The lost ancient eastern art of modifying household pets whereas u shove a cat into a jar and over time it takes that form of the jar.
see also Bonsai Kitty Patrol(BKP)

"My thats a lovely bonsai kitty vase u have in the living room"

Bonsai Kitty by {[BKP]} December 10, 2003

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elizanny

She makes everybody laugh

She’s the best person,smart, and gorgeous friend you’ve ever had
Once you get to know her she’s a nice friend
Don’t mess with an elizanny or she beat the crap out you

Elizanny is the best

elizanny by Lol1922 November 2, 2019

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