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monstertard 

A retard who excells in cretinous behaviour : someone so stupid that other retards shake their heads at their stupidity.
That monstertard just smoked a cigarette backwards...
monstertard by Lord Frazer August 7, 2006
Reference to a guy spontanoiusly combining the words Cockroach and Book, implying that you hit the Cockroach with the book and it dies, the action is called Bookroach.
*Killing a Cockrach with a Book* get Bookroached.
Bookroach by HakaizDzungle April 14, 2023

crotchtastrophe 

A terrible, terrible occurance, usually pertaining to the crotch region.
"Jeepers, that sure was a crotchtastrophe at the game the other night. I didn't think that guy would walk again."
crotchtastrophe by Victoriahhhhh December 27, 2007
mexican refugee living in north epping
matt graetz is a coming to town
graetz by aussiefeet October 28, 2020

Dirt Squirrel

Also known as a "festival chick", a dirt squirrel is a girl who like nothing more than to have dirty tent sex with strangers at music festivals. They can be identified by their dreadlocks, lack of bra, body odor and interest in astrology. All you have to tell them is you've got a dirty backpack full of MDMA and acid tabs and they'll sit on your dick.
"You don't wanna hook up with Sarah, she's a full-blown dirt squirrel these days. I heard she fucked like three dudes at Bonnaroo last summer."
Dirt Squirrel by frailninja March 16, 2016

Derivatives 

Why I'm failing AP Calculus right now.
Quiz: Find the derivatives of the following.

#1: e^(-2coscsc4x)(4pitan/-7secx)^cos6x.

Me: *blank stare*
Derivatives by Sid Barrett December 9, 2008
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