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Bernardo 

He is an amazing human being. He is Brazilian and very smart. He’s not the best at math but that’s ok cause he’s very good at everything else. He’s not always the nicest but he is awesome. He isn’t perfect, but no one is. He will always be amazing and attractive.
Person 1: who’s that guy over there?
Person 2: he’s Bernardo, my boyfriend
Misinformation Romanians tell when describing the country in Urban dictionary:

-Hungarians migrating to Romania;Transylvania was under control of the Kingdom of Hungary for more than 1000 years (Longer total time than Dacia/Romania had it), and Hungary was the wealthier kingdom. Romanians were the ones migrating to Hungary, but after the French gave it back to Romania, Hungarians were stuck there.
-Romania kicking Hungary's ass: Hungary was the larger Kingdom for the longer time and despite misinformation, Romania never actually beat Hungary alone in a war. Hungary had the ability to conquer Wallachia many times, with the only thing ultimately preventing it being Wallachia eventually becoming a tributary subject under the Turks.
-Being better than Hungarians; People who argue are just as bad, both side has reasons to be right, neither Hungarians or Romanians are just as human.
-Transylvania belonging to Romania

Misinformation non Romanians tell when describing the country in Urban dictionary:

-It's the land of gypsies (Gypsies come from India and aren't Romanian), Romania does have the most gypsies in Europe (If we rightfully count Turkey as Asia) but it's not really their fault.
-Romania being an underdeveloped hunk of trash: It is more eastern and one of the less advanced than her western neighbors, but it's not a bad place and has qualities outside of Transylvania too, including a beautiful culture.
-Transylvania belonging to Hungary
Vlad: Look at these Turks I just impaled. Long live Romania!
Corvinus: Yeah nice but you're going to jail...
*500 years later*
Romania: *Gets Transylvania*

*Inser sounds of triggered children on the Hungaro-Romanian border calling each other gypsies*
Romania by MostlyUnbiased April 5, 2020
tottaly hot drummer from general conspiracy, total sex on legs.
mendo is so fine, i just want a piece of that ass, he is so hot.
mendo by some hot babe July 16, 2006
If you ever get a chance to meet a Orli, talk to her and stay with her. She is really goofy and you can laugh at THE DUMBEST things with her. She always manages to make me happy. She is really pretty and beautiful and I (secretly) love her a lot.
My favorite part of the day is seeing orli at school, too walk her to class…

Who's the Moose? 

When railing a cum dumpster from behind while an accomplice romantically fucks her mouth, begin rhythmically chanting "WHO'S THE MOOSE?!" while butting heads repeatedly above aforementioned skank until a member is unable to continue. The winner is deemed the Nemeth or King Moose.
After a heavy night of drinking Jon and Kyle engaged in ploughing a troll. Then commenced the game of WHO'S THE MOOSE?! After several concussive blasts Jon woozily staggered into a wall and collapsed. Kyle was then crowned Nemeth, the King Moose.
Who's the Moose? by J.K. Monjora August 9, 2010

Flying German Cowboy 

When you are high off your ass, having an orgasm, and shitting all at the same time while a fan spins near your ass sending your poo all over the room.
Dude last night I was a flying german cowboy.
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