CHUGGIN DICK during a walk
CHUGGIN DICK during a walk by anonymous July 25, 2021
Urban Dictionary
Zemyx
a cute paring of characters in the game Kingdom Hearts. it is made up of Zexion and Demyx. although they aren't in the same game, they have been pared together for multiple reasons.
one is that they are complete oposets, Zexion is quiet and prefers to keep to himself, and Demyx is a musician, naturaly likeing sound and is hyper and clumsy and likes attension, though rarely suposedly gets it because he is an outcast much like Zexion. another reason is that they are both around the same age, unlike akuroku or xigdem in which the couple is around ten years difrence. another reasons is its just adorable!
in this paring, nether Zexion or Demyx is the uke. and the paring is more based on love for each other and oddly resembles a childs relationship, they rarely ever need an uke or seme basically. otherwise it is usualy just based on which the writer oe artist prefers, which is usualy Zexion, although a good number is Demyx for age purposes which Zexion is suposedly a year younger.
this is by far the most apropriat paring for almost any age and is much like a disney movie kind of love. it is also by far the cutest and actualy one of the easiest to write.
one is that they are complete oposets, Zexion is quiet and prefers to keep to himself, and Demyx is a musician, naturaly likeing sound and is hyper and clumsy and likes attension, though rarely suposedly gets it because he is an outcast much like Zexion. another reason is that they are both around the same age, unlike akuroku or xigdem in which the couple is around ten years difrence. another reasons is its just adorable!
in this paring, nether Zexion or Demyx is the uke. and the paring is more based on love for each other and oddly resembles a childs relationship, they rarely ever need an uke or seme basically. otherwise it is usualy just based on which the writer oe artist prefers, which is usualy Zexion, although a good number is Demyx for age purposes which Zexion is suposedly a year younger.
this is by far the most apropriat paring for almost any age and is much like a disney movie kind of love. it is also by far the cutest and actualy one of the easiest to write.
dekerfluffle
For example, "You know how you go to find something in your car and before you know it, it's all kerfluffled. It then needs to be dekerfluffled."
Or, "When you clean out the garage, you can have a dekerfluffle sale and keep the money."
Or, "When you clean out the garage, you can have a dekerfluffle sale and keep the money."
dekerfluffle by Trilly Umm February 3, 2010
Misty
It was a misty morning in the country
Polish Handshake
When you have your hand on your erect penis and another guy moves your hand in such a way that it is similar to receiving a hand job, but not as gay.
Polish Handshake by johnnyboy1122334455 September 1, 2012
Not Making This Easier
A phrase used to tell someone that they are not helping with a situation, but rather making it worse.
"Dad, you know I'm starting my senior year in high school, right? Well...It's nerve-wracking."
"Oh, don't worry, son. When you're out of there, you won't have to go back! And you'll get to move out and-"
"DAD, YOU'RE NOT MAKING THIS EASIER!"
"...Oh, I see...Yes, being on your own can be more stressful than even your worst days at school. To be honest, it's a much harder blow to your mom and I than you think, watching the last bird fly the nest...But I'll always be here for you until the day I die. Even if I'm 100 years old and in my deathbed, I will stay with you until my time is up. Never forget that, son, no matter how old you get."
"Oh, don't worry, son. When you're out of there, you won't have to go back! And you'll get to move out and-"
"DAD, YOU'RE NOT MAKING THIS EASIER!"
"...Oh, I see...Yes, being on your own can be more stressful than even your worst days at school. To be honest, it's a much harder blow to your mom and I than you think, watching the last bird fly the nest...But I'll always be here for you until the day I die. Even if I'm 100 years old and in my deathbed, I will stay with you until my time is up. Never forget that, son, no matter how old you get."
Not Making This Easier by Ubeenbamboozledson August 17, 2021