girlfriend

A socialy accepted prostitute. A man cannot get one unless he has money or an incredibly large penis.

Guy1:Damn! I just found out my girlfriend is cheating on me with my best friend who is black.
Guy2: I told you it was coming. What did you expect? You are asian, you need to be rich to keep a fine bitch.
Guy1: But I bought her a diamond necklace with my life savings. I gave her everything!
Guy2: But with girlfriends everything is not enough. Now come on, let's go to Tijuana and get some prostitutes to give us sex for $10 it's much cheaper than a girlfriend and there are no emotions involved so you can't get hurt.

girlfriend by A man's man August 8, 2006

nisbett

A person who thinks there strong and can do more than they say they can. Usually cant

Look at Ted he's such a nisbett

nisbett by cry wolf March 25, 2009

Twerk

A "dance" move that started going viral with a video with Miley Cyrus, it turned into a fad, where girls would make theyre own videos of them "twerking" and guys would make fun of them because of the way they "twerk" it has become a big fad to the point where your neighbors do it, your boss does it, you teachers do it, your pets do it, even your grandma can do it!

Whites girls have a strong belief that hey can "twerk"
Guys make vines mocking those "White Girls" and their "twerks"

Twerk by MGnT1999 November 20, 2013

Tesla

A modern-day cult led by the enigmatic Elon Musk. This company, worshipped by its fanboys and fangirls, is hailed as the savior of the automotive industry with its electric vehicles. While Tesla enthusiasts obsess over the sleek designs and futuristic features, skeptics argue that the company's grand promises often fall short. With never-ending production delays, quality control issues, and a knack for overpromising and underdelivering, Tesla has perfected the art of capturing headlines while struggling to turn a consistent profit. But hey, at least the cult followers get to brag about their eco-friendly status while their wallets slowly drain in the pursuit of being part of the "Tesla revolution."

Person A: "Hey, have you heard about the latest Tesla Model XYZ3S? It's supposed to have self-driving capabilities and can fly to the moon!"

Person B: "Oh, you mean the overhyped toy for the tech-obsessed elite? Yeah, I've heard of it. I heard it also comes with a built-in unicorn detector and a coffee maker that brews sparkles and glitter. Only Elon Musk could convince people to pay a fortune for a car that spends more time in the fucking shop than on the road. But hey, at least you can show off your 'green' status while waiting for the next software update to fix the 100th bug. Who needs reliability and common sense when you can have a Tesla?"

"If you though Prius drivers were bad, wait until you see the average Tesla driver"

Tesla by Untalented14YearOld May 15, 2023

LambLambs

Humans who name themselves after Lambs, stroke out a ton and have lamb brains. They can be found on twitch as well! (twitch.tv/mslamblambs) and (twitch.tv/mrlamblambs)

The LambLambs are always streaming!

LambLambs by Moppooo July 26, 2018

foofaraw

Making a big deal over something petty.

Don't make a foofaraw about that dude accidentally scuffing your shoes.

foofaraw by thejon_real June 18, 2011

Allahu Akbar

What barak obama says because he is muslim and comes from africa

Allahu akbar. The man said while he discussed a formal debate against obama.

Allahu Akbar by I'm actually god January 18, 2018

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