An Uncle who stepped in to help raise you because your biological father is a piece of dirt. No incest. No mom-brother sex. Just a great Uncle who helped out.

the coolest people on the planet.

Mexican slang for yeah or yes. An alternative to saying si. Said a lot by cholos and chicanos.

A relationship developed over the Wii internet

Toronto slang for a girl who's an ugly brat.

Pulling a Brad is when an employee handles work-related request with such enthusiasm and charisma that he/she will actually begin to flex uncontrollably, typically to the point where clothing is damaged (see hulk out).