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Sneaking one out

A cheeky wank under cover of the naked eye
I had my hair cut today, the stylist' breasts rubbed against my arm, so I decided to start sneaking one out under the gown
Sneaking one out by Angel Rangel November 25, 2013
One who by profession or inclination maims, mutilates, or amputates the genitals of unconsenting victims, sometimes trafficking in their flesh to make face cream for Oprah.
"The cutter thought he could get away with skinning the penis of a certain high profile four year old, but he was full of Nebus."
Cutter by Harper Brown February 27, 2016
a girl who is always willing to put others first.

dora isn't perfect, but shes the closest to it!

She doesn't have perfect teeth, or a perfect body, but rather the most down to earth personality anyone could have.

Dora will steal you're heart and it'll happen fast
"yeah I found a Dora in Cabo"
Dora by awebbs19 January 7, 2011
A Rich bitch who things she’s better than Eveyone and can get away with anything. If you come across her do my a favor and give her a nice high five to the face
Look at Gianna she’s such a bitch
Gianna by Bobculca January 10, 2019

shitposing 

Claiming that a serious post you wrote was a joke, meme, or shitpost in order to evade criticism or ridicule.
Example 1:

> "I hate black people"

- "Wtf"

> "Jk"

- "Nah, you're shitposing"

Example 2:

> "Heading over to All of Garden"

- "What?"

> "The restaurant"

- "LMAO"

> "What?"

- "Olive Garden"

> ThatsTheJoke.gif

- "Nah, you're shitposing"

Example 3:

> "Jimmy announced today that he hates women"

- "Are you serious?"

> "Yeah, we all freaked out on him and he tried to claim it was a joke"

- "No way, he's such a shitposer"
shitposing by Randymations March 2, 2022
Auriyon is a Lord amongst lords amongst nobility.
"Oh wow, is that a Lord Auriyon?"
"Oh, yeah. That's a Lord Auriyon. Im following him.."
"Wow, me too."
Auriyon by TrueWordsSpoken February 23, 2023