Simp

A guy desperate to date or impress a girl, usually a guy who has little to no friends and Will do anything to get the girl he desires, but will turn into a total scumbag upon rejection and will likely remain single for the rest of his life due to his desperate and at times unacceptable behavior.

Simp guy “I bought you your entire wardrobe and even paid for your vacation, can you please at least give me a chance?”

Girl: “No, because you’re a simp and you smell desperation

Simp guy: “you know what? I’m not a SIMP! fuck you, you fucking bitch! Hope you and your entire family die of covid and by the way you owe me $3,000 you fucking leech!

Girl: “Aaand that’s why you’ll always be single, you simp.”

Simp by autistic nerd 1991 October 26, 2020

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lorenzo

A itallian guy who can`t love but very tall

the lorenzo boys are mixed of angel and devil, they love being with friends and knows a lot of people
he hates people who argument a lot with him

he can be really fast mad
their dicks are between 10-16

girl: hey
lorenzo: send nudes

lorenzo by gurl21 January 3, 2017

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flattered

How a traditional male feels when a traditional female makes an unambiguous sexual overture.

See also flummoxed.

"Er, well, obviously, I'm flattered. Goodness, is that the time?"

flattered by CougarSW2 November 19, 2004

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Jukebox Pressure

The pressure one feels when choosing songs to play that the whole bar will like.

Jukebox pressure caused me to play "Sweet Child of Mine" when I really wanted to hear some Sinatra.

Jukebox Pressure by Nick Druga February 14, 2007

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Titty Baby

A male that looks strong and independent but always needs his mom . If anything happens he run away to his mom and sucks on her tit most of these are Gemini

“I can’t do this anymore I’m going to my moms”
“Your such a titty baby”

Titty Baby by Lucymarley420$ April 30, 2020

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the flag game

A game played by exchange students (especially Rotary Exchange Students) around the world.
If you kiss a person, you receive a flag of their country. Goal is to collect as many flags as possible during your exchange year.

Variants of the game include different medals for handjobs, blowjobs and sex.

“I kissed an Australian boy! That’s a new flag!”
“Girl, you’re really good at the flag game!”

the flag game by 可樂樂 April 10, 2019